Monday, December 29, 2008

Most Admired People in the World for Americans...well a few Americans

It should come as no surprise who is #1 on the list of most admired men from a USA Today/Gallup poll published this week by Americans at this time. It is of course none other than our next president Barack Obama. What does surprise me a little are the ones that show up in the next few. Although the percentages are way down from Barack Obama who got 32% of the vote, the #2 most admired? George W. Bush with a 5% tally. John McCain came in 3rd overall.

As for the women the list is even more surprising. #1 overall is Hillary clinton pulling around 20% of the vote, but hold onto your hats, the #2 most admired woman is none other than Sarah Palin with an astounding 11% of the vote. A woman that probably couldn't tell you the difference betwen computer memory upgrade and a Beyonce DirecTV Upgrade. The #3 most admired woman by Americans is Oprah Winfrey.

Of course you know how polls are. You have to look at the sample size to get an idea how erratic these polls are. This poll only consisted of 1,008 people. Hardly something you could use to say that "most Americans" feel this way. Glad to see that 1,000 people are the voice of America.

Miss Hispanic America is Miss Arrested for Drug Trafficking

Laura Zuniga, winner of the Miss Hispanic America crown was anything but a great representative this past Christmas. Just before Christmas she was arrested at a Mexican checkpoint with a bundle of illegal goods and a few drug trafficking pals that included her alleged boyfriend. On the crew were 9 mm pistols, semi-automatic rifles and $53,000 in cash. A nice family Christmas vacation it appears.

Did I mention that she is super hot? I assume it was implied when it is known she was Miss Hispanic America, but I figured I'd throw it out there anyways.

Zuniga's crown has of course been stripped from here as she is being held for 40 days pending charges on racketeering, drug trafficking, guns and money laundering. Wonder what kind of business insurance you would have for that type of enterprise.

Although this is a major story in the Mexican papers, it is more of a continuance of the ongoing problem of Mexican drug trafficking going on right now. For more on this click here, as well as a bunch of mug shots of the beautiful, but bad, Miss Hispanic America.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Reporters Fires a...Shoe!? at President Bush

OK...so we all know how popular Dubbya is not only here, but around the world, but today a reporter lashed out in a ridiculous way. An Iraqi reporter decided it would be a good idea to toss a SHOE at the president's head. Not only did he throw one and miss, the reporter tried it again, and missed again. Take a look at the video.

Wow...just wow. You gotta be pretty nuts to try something like that. I mean I have felt pretty nuts when I was hopped up on No-Doz or something, but you would have to be out of your mind to try something like this. Good thing I switched over to Lipovox. Certainly don't get these urges anymore...lol

Saturday, December 13, 2008

PETA (lol) Mad at Britney

Britney Spears sixth studio album, “Circus,” has been the focus of many performances of late, including a video for the title track in which she has a bunch of circus animals. On Monday, the animal rights organization PETA released a statement condemning Spears’ new video for the title track of her album.

The organization alleges that “cruelly trained lions and elephants” were used for the “Circus” video. The group claims they wrote to the pop star explaining “how trainers shock, whip, and beat exotic animals into performing.”

“Britney may think her life is a circus, but for the animals who are whipped, chained, and beaten to perform under the real big top, the cruelty is very real,” PETA Director Debbie Leahy said in a statement. “She may be headed for a comeback, but when it comes to animals, she still can’t get her act together.”

lol...Guess none of them have ever been on Vegas vacations and seen what those animals do to magicians ;).

Monday, December 01, 2008

TMZ Insults Joe Montana

Obviously some of the people that work for TMZ.com are pretty terrible. Well...most of them are. Can't even describe how low they are on the food chain. When your business is harrassing celebs, it is hard to believe that you don't know who Kevin Costner is, and that you would call Joe MONTANA, Kevin Costner.

The greatest QB of all-time was mistaken for Kevin Costner several times according to the video they have on their site. Do you think you are smarter than a TMZ camera man? Yeah...I'd say you probably are. I'm sure you could catch one in Indian meal moth traps just by having a TV on near one.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Clooney Welcomes Jackman to Hot Guy Club

George Clooney has been named to the Sexiest Man alive distinction two times in the past. Back in 1997 and in 2006, so he felt that a little hazing was in store for Hugh Jackman who nabbed the title this year.

Apparently, Clooney called Jackman at 2 AM in New York and started right in on him. You see he wanted some advice about wood flooring.

“George Clooney rang me at two in the morning,” Jackman told People magazine Monday at the “Australia” premiere in New York.

“I was half asleep and I said to him, ‘Ah, George sweetie, good to hear from you.’ He goes, ‘Shut up, Jackman!’’’ the Aussie actor recounted with a laugh.

”[He said,] ‘I know what you did! You started this big campaign that’s been going on and [you] took the title away from me,’” Jackman continued.

“I thought that was unnecessary,” he reportedly deadpanned.

Jackman also said that his father is a little uncomfortable with the new title.

“My old man traveled over with me and we landed in America … and all of sudden we were stopped at the airport and saw the Sexiest Man Alive magazine and everyone is talking about it,” Jackman told the mag. “My father found it really uncomfortable.

”[My dad] said to me, ‘I can’t really talk to you about being sexy. It’s a little weird,’ " he added. “Mind you, I’m still waiting for the birds and the bees pitch from him. That hasn’t happened either!”

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Rapper John Forte Gets Granted Clemency from Bush?

Well...it is the end of another presidential run and we all knwo that the clemency grants usually come for some oddball characters at this point. Who would have thought that convicted drug felon/rapper John Forte, the so-called "Fourth Fugee" would be one of them? I highly doubt the odds for online trading sites had this one as even a long shot.

Even more surprising is that Carly Simon may actually be the reason that he is getting out. John met Carly's son Ben through prep school pals apparently and she's been lobbying several politicians on Forte's behalf, including Senators Ted Kennedy and Orrin Hatch. I guess it finally worked.

Forte was one of only 16 people given clemency by George W. Bush out of more than 2,000 who asked. Forte will be released from Federal prison next month after serving half of the 14-year sentence given to him when authorities found 31 pounds of cocain on him at New Jersey's Newark International Airport in 2000.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

People Still Fall for Fake Celeb Deaths, Miley Cyruss This Time

How many times do you have to be told that when you hear about a celeb death on the internet that you should actually either A) Go to Google News and search, or B) Turn on a TV? Why so gullible?

I know...you never turn your head away from the computer and live in a virtual world. It is sad and pathetic.

Of course this one was a bit better than most. Someone actually hacked into Miley Cyrus' Youtbue account and posted a video alleging that she had been killed by a drunk driver. Now that is good hoaxing.

The video, which has been taken down, had a fake message from Cyrus pal Mandy Jiroux, who swiftly denied the rumor in a posting on her official MySpace page.

So...get back to worrying about what fat burners you can use while you rot away in your computer chair and stop crying.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Karate Kid Remake

lol.

Ok...so I like Karate Kid when it first came out. Watching it now it sort of sucks, but it still has one of my favorite lines to yell at a sporting event:

"Put him in a body bag!"

Anyways, Will Smith's son, Jaden is being pegged as the Next Karate Kid for an upcoming remake of the "classic?" movie where Ralph Machio starred.

Karate Kid isn't the only '80s classic getting the remake of a modern furniture treatment I guess. A rumored remake of Footloose "the musical" starring Zac Efron - is said to be coming in 2010 with High School Musical director Kenny Ortega running the show.

Oh joy...can't wait.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Nicole Kidman & Charlize Theron to Play Man & Wife in Film

This is a pretty weird story...Not just that they are playing man and wife, but the story the movie they are making is based on.

"In the 1920s, the male Einar (to be played by Kidman) posed as a woman for his painter wife Greta (to be played by Theron).

The finished portraits became all the rage in Copenhagen, which prompted Greta to encourage Einar to dress as a woman.

By 1931, however, the husband took his role another step and underwent a landmark sex-change operation that had repercussions not only in their home but also around the world."

I guess it takes all kinds, and it takes Hollywood to think all kinds want to see movies like this. I was hoping this was going to be something hot that we would be drooling on our home theater carpeting over, but I guess it will be just strange. Charlize Theron is still hawt though. Kidman too I guess although she is getting a bit older.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

AC/DC Creates a Music Video On Microsoft Excel for Rock n' Roll Train

While most old celebs and rockers are out hawking infomercial sutff, or promoting healthy grilling, AC/DC is still pumping music out. This time it isn't just the music that people are looking forward to. AC/DC produced a video for the single, "Rock 'n' Roll Train," but it was done entirely in Microsoft Excel.

What you say? I said the same thing until I saw it, but it is really cool. Below is the video as it is uploaded onto Youtube. Very original idea I must say, and it just looks awesome. The actual "video" starts about 30 seconds in. Check it out:

Monday, October 20, 2008

Madonna, Ritchie reach reported $60 Mil divorce settlement

Yes. A man finally wins a divorce. Haha...just kidding.

Nowhere else do you get these kinds of settlements other than in the entertainment industry. I guess women don't really get the opportunity to have this much money in the corporate world too much yet. Although they are getting there. I've seen the corporate holiday cards for female bosses out there ;). Madonna and her ex-husband, Guy Ritchie has reportedly reached a settlement in their divorce proceedings according to The Sun.

Ritchie will reportedly walk away with assets totaling around $60 million, including a 1,200-acre country estate, a London pub, and a cash settlement.

“The negotiations were relatively painless,” The Sun quoted a source as saying. “Guy knew what he wanted and Madonna knew what she was keen to keep. There was a spell when Guy was in a mood to dig his heels in, but he decided this arrangement seemed reasonable and a long battle over money would make life unbearable.”

Guy plans to be a man whore now that he is divorced according to friends. Yeah...I'd probably do that too I guess.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Sarah Palin on SNL

If you didn't already know, Sarah Palin appeared on Saturday Night Live this weekend. After a few weeks of Tina Fey portraying Sarah Palin on the show they finally got Palin herself to appear on the show as well. Just like any other politician that appears on SNL you probably shouldn't expect much. It wasn't terrible by any means. It just wasn't all that great. SNL tends to do a pretty bad job at sketches when they bring on guests like this. Seems like they waste the opportunity, or the guest just isn't that entertaining. I expected them to do a bit more with her as a mom, or something. Maybe out with the kids shopping for crib bedding, or something...lol

If that video below works you can watch her opening skit here, but for some reason the embed doesn't always work from there. If that is the xcase you can take a look at it here as well as quite a few other clips they have done on Palin. NBC is pretty stingy with their SNL clips, but Hulu.com is allowed to post most of them so that is probably the best place to get them.

Matt Damon Will Star in 4th Bourne Movie

Although i love this movie series, I just don't know how they can reasonably keep making them. Who else does he have a beef with? I just don't get it. I thought he already took vengence on everyone that has ever done him wrong.

The previous three “Bourne” movies have been based on the novels by Robert Ludlum, but the latest chapter will be an original story on their laptop computer. Care to speculate as to what his new mission will be?

Let's see. He took out everyone, and got away again with out consequence. What can he do now? Does he just become a super hero and fight evil? Surely there will be some sort of story in which he is fighting against the secret agencies of government. Maybe some new hot shot in the CIA is after him and wants to bring him to justice. Maybe he gets caught again and they put him back to work?

Will I watch it? Yes. Do I think it will be good? Probably not.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Hugh Hefner Still Gets More Love Than You

At 82 years-old, Hugh Hefner said in a video at Playboy recently that his new twin girlfriends will never be able to satisfy his appetite. He claims that he still needs at least one other woman in the bedroom.

I guess this guy is trying to tell us that it is a virtual turnstile in the old bedroom for him. Right after the "No Vacancy" light goes off the exit signs turn on.

OK...this guy is probably pulling your leg at this point, but are you really going to argue with him after seeing the women he has been with? I don't think we have much reason to anymore. Let the old man die gracefully, or keep on livin' it up as he says he is :).

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Heath Ledger's daughter to inherit Estate

Interesting development in the Heath Ledger estate. His will left his assets to his parents and three sisters, Kate and Olivia Ledger and Ashleigh Bell. The will reportedly only listed about $145,000 in assets, although his estaate is estimated at around $20 Million after all is said and done with commercial collection agencies, and other bill collectors taking theirs.

Now it is reported that his family has decided that his daughter, Matilda Rose Ledger, who turns 3 in October, will inherit her father Heath’s fortune following the actor’s untimely death, Australian newspaper the Sunday Times reported.

“Our family has gifted everything to Matilda,” Heath’s father, Kim Ledger, told the Sunday Times on Saturday. “There is no claim.”

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Cindy McCain on the View: "They Picked Our Bones Clean"

Last week Presidential candidate John McCain and his wife Cindy appeared on the talks show The View. Several days later she seems to have a lot to say about how they were treated by the ladies on the View. She claims that the American people's views and beliefs are not represented in newspapers and on TV shows such as "The View." While I don't disagree with that, she went on to say that they "picked their bones clean" at a Michigan fundraiser this week.

"In spite of what you see ... in the newspapers, and on shows like 'The View' -- I don't know if any of you saw 'The View' yesterday, they picked our bones clean -- in spite of what you see, that's not what the American people are saying and what they are believing," says Mrs. McCain, per ABC News' Arnab Datta. "They are now seeing a clear difference with these candidates, and they are seeing who is going to make the best president, and that's why we're pulling ahead." Full video can be seen here. Heck...you can probably get the video onto your unlocked cell phones by now.

Sorry to break it to you Cindy. The reason you are pulling a head is because Americans are quite stupid. The addition of Sarah Palin to the Republican ticket is the ONLY reason that McCain has gained so much momentum. Sarah Palin is now as big, or much bigger than Obama as a political celebrity. That is the only reason this race has changed. McCain couldn't be happier that all the focus has been pulled off of him and moved onto Palin.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

Didn't take very long for Sarah Palin to become a bigger "celebrity" than Barack Obama did it? Kind of funny how this has all played out considering the silly ads that the McCain camp was putting out earlier in the campaign comparing him to celebrities only to have his VP running mate become just another celebrity herself. I've even seen crazy promotional products for Sarah Palin out there on some news sites as well like Sarah Palin dolls and the like.

Well...Saturday Night Live certainly didn't waste any time either as they got Tina Fey to rejoin the cast and portray Sarah Palin Saturday. Take a look at the video here.

Friday, September 12, 2008

MAtt Damon Calls Palin Presidency "Really Bad Disney Movie"

When asked about the posibility of Govenor Palin becoming president should John McCain die, Damon said:

“You do the actuary tables, there’s a one out of three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn’t survive his first term, and it’ll be President Palin,” said Damon, who was in town to promote ONEXONE, a Canadian children’s charity expanding to the U.S., during the Toronto Film Festival. Hanging out at his
self storage hotel talking smack about Palin.

“It’s like a really bad Disney movie, “‘The Hockey Mom.’ Oh, I’m just a hockey mom from Alaska, and she’s president,” said Damon. “She’s facing down Vladimir Putin and using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It’s absurd.”

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Idiots: Mad because Oprah won't have Palin on.

This story was actually a lot worse than I thought it would be. At least on all the celeb sites that reported it. Now I know that people are usually pretty racist behind the safety of internet, but they are out in full force for this one for some reason. Fun fact: Oprah was a Democrat long before Obama was even on the scene. Using the argument that she is only voting for him because he is black is absurd. Hopefully some of you will forget to set up your spider traps and get bitten by a black widow.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Axel Rose Suing Blogger for Leaking New GNR Album

Wait...Guns N Roses has a new album coming out that has been in the works for 15 years? I may have to get out my air tools and do my best Yossemite Sam impression in the back yard real quick.

FBI agents arrested 27-year-old Kevin Cogill on Wednesday morning on suspicion of violating federal copyright laws. Cogill appeared in court in the afternoon wearing a T-shirt; his girlfriend sat court and afterward said, "Rally the troops," but declined further comment.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Actress Suing Over Cut from Wax Paper Box

In one of the stupidest lawsuits you will find, "Everybody Loves Raymond" actress, Valerie DeKeyser, has decided to sue Alcoa over a cut she got on her hand from the little slicers on a box of Cut-Rite Wax Paper. Ridiculous.

If you have never cut yourself on a box of wax paper, tin foil, or plastic wrap, you are probably one of the only 5 people in the world that haven't. Here are the filing documents if you want to laugh I guess, or you can take a look at these acne cures and get the pizza off your face.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

50 Years of Michael Jackson

You can't deny that Michael Jackson has some of the greatest songs ever made. In fact if someone told you that they couldn't enjoy at least one of them they are lying.

Of course, what should be a memorable birthday, and a huge celebration for such a talented musician, we get to dwell on the freak show that is Michael Jackson.

Jackson has had many looks over the years. NAmely going from being black to practically white. HE has had an incredible amount of surgeries to "correct" faults he claims he had with his appearance. Dude, went way too far as we all know now. Should have just stuck with living healthy and using things like Orovo.

Anyways, there is a pretty good slideshow to show his transformation physically over the years out there. Take a look here.

Friday, August 22, 2008

TMZ Calls Shawn Johnson "You Little Rat"

As much as I like making fun of people, TMZ seems to have angered a good number of people with this one. Yesterday they posted a picture of U.S. gymnast, and Silver Medal winner in this Olympics, along side a cartoon rat indicating that she looked just like it.

Now...I suppose TMZ isn't known for much tact, or any for that matter, but they do seem to always find a way to seriously offend people for no reason at all. Mocking celebs is their biz, with such things as saying that celebs are looking beat down and need blemish acne cream to cover up their faults.

It's a bit too far when they go after MINORS though in such a mocking fashion. Commenters agree that TMZ went too far this time.

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Swing Vote Movie: Guy Sues Claiming He Wrote the Flop

In a bizarre twist, we are seeing someone sue over a movie that nobody wants to see. With a head that looks like it would be better off using Triclear and just going away, someone actually wants to take credit for this movie and it isn't anyone that is in it, or those that produced it.

In the suit, filed today in the U.S. District Court in NY, Bradley Blakeman says in Spring 2006 he gave a copy of his script "Go November" "in confidence" to actor Kelsey Grammer. Blakeman says his movie "involves a unique 'down to the wire' presidential election, hinging on swing voters." Imagine his surprise, Blakeman says, when what he calls the "extraordinarily similar" film "Swing Vote" was released last week. Now he's suing for unspecified damages.

Paris Hilton Mocks John McCain

The McCain camp decided to use Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and others to do a bit of a back handed mockery on Obama recently in a campaign ad. The ad was designed to show that Obama was nothing more than a celebrity and that he has no experience. Yeah...the tired campaign BS of Hillary in force with McCain.

Anyways, after seeing the ads from the tv deals McCain had, Paris decided to fight back and mock him as well. HEre is her campaign video in which she probably at least looks liky a better candidate than "that wrinkly white-haired guy".

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Monday, July 28, 2008

Britney Spears's Baby Battle Ends

I guess celeb news has taken a hit this weekend. Britney's custody battle is over. A custody settlement between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline has been finalized, including a $5,000-per-month child-support increase for the pop singer's ex-husband.

Federline, can get his moving boxes together and get into better diggs now I guess. Attorneys delivered the terms of the agreement to a Los Angeles Superior Court office Friday afternoon. According to the documents, Spears' payments to Federline go from $15,000 to $20,000 per month, retroactive to July 15.

Gotta pay for those hookers, booze, and recreational drugs after all.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Dark Knight New Box Office Champ

Batman Dark Knight opened Friday among some of the most hype in recent memory for any movie. That hype paid off as the movie was able to overtake Spiderman 3 as the highest grossing opening weekend film in box office history.

"The Dark Knight" took in a record $155.34 million in its first weekend, said Dan Fellman, head of distribution for Warner Bros., which released the "Batman Begins" sequel.

That topped Hollywood's previous best of $151.1 million, set by "Spider-Man 3" in May 2007.

"We knew it would be big, but we never expected to dominate the marketplace like we did," Fellman said. The movie should shoot past the $200 million mark by the end of the week, he said.

Factoring in higher admission prices, however, "Spider-Man 3" may have sold slightly more tickets than "The Dark Knight."

At 2007's average price of $6.88, "Spider-Man 3" sold 21.96 million tickets over opening weekend. Box office tracker Media By Numbers estimates today's average movie prices at $7.08, which means "The Dark Knight" would have sold 21.94 million tickets.

Money means everything though, so it will still get the title of highest opening weekend, although it probably sold less tickets than Spiderman 3 did. I spent the weekend in my sexy swimwear rather than going to the movies so sorry, Dark Knight, I didn't do my part.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Dark Knight to Break Opening Weekend Box Office Record?

I really have no doubt it will. I honestly have not heard more hype around a summer movie in the last 5 years as this one is getting. People just want to see it, and the reviews are spectacular. Add in the Heath Ledger side of it, and combine that with a great movie, this very well could be the biggest weekend opener of all-time.

Already, advance ticket sales have resulted in the sell-out of nearly 1,000 showtimes, online ticket seller Fandango said.

It seems that the super hero franchise movies are the biggest of the bunch. "Dark Knight" will hope to beat the record debut of Sony Pictures Entertainment's "Spider-Man 3" in 2007, which reached $151 million. Sony Pictures is part of Japanese electronics company Sony Corp.

In the No. 2 spot is the $135.6 million debut for 2006's "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest," released by the film division of The Walt Disney Co. Who cares about #2 though right? ;)

Friday, July 11, 2008

Heath Ledger's "Joker" Named Top 25 Film Villain

One of the most anticipated movies of the summer, and frankly one of the most anticipated movies in a long time I can think of is the new Batman movie, Dark Knight. While we are all still waiting for the theaters to throw off the slipcovers and let us see the movie, accolades are coming in from all over about the performance of the Joker by deceased actor, Heath Ledger.

In fact, Moviefone.com has named Ledger's performance as on the of the Best 25 Villain's of All-Time in a recent list. The list includes notable villains like Hanibal Lecter, Agent Smith of The Matrix, and Annie Wilkes of Misery.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Michael Jackson Seen in Wheelchair in Vegas

Michael Jackson has been so many things over my lifetime that I don't even know what to say about him anymore. When I was a little kid he was a musical genius. Even now I still enjoy a lot of his music. He always had strange image problems. Then this pedophile crap. Now he is out and about in a wheelchair with a dust mask over his face apparently being pushed a round a bookstore looking at some of the best selling . Amazon books.

The New York Daily News, who spoke to the photographer that snapped the pics of the King of Pop being pushed around Las Vegas, reports that the photos were taken on Monday as Jackson was being wheeled around a bookstore. "His skin was peeling and . . . he looks so thin and gaunt," said Mike Lopez, who snapped the photos of Jackson.

I really don't even know what tho say anymore. I sort of feel sad for him now more than anything. I never really believed the whole pedophile thing, but who knows.

Madonna and Britney Gonna Get Freaky

As if MAdonna isn't getting ugly as sin, she has to pull along Britney into her web of freakiness on stage with her in some upcoming shows.

Madonna and Britney have filmed a video for Madonna's upcoming tour that a British tabloid describes as "bondage mummy" and "X-rated." It goes on to describe the near-nude erotic number that follows.

An on-set source describes the montage as "absolutely classic Madonna," calling it "the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial." More crap that perverts can put on their ipods for some "alone" time.

Monday, July 07, 2008

Free Bon Jovi Tickets! Only $1500 each!

So...Bon Jovi is supposedly holding a free concert in Central Park this Saturday. That was until people that are typically looking for jobs in Atlanta decided that they would go out and see if they could scalp the freebies their relatives in New York had gotten.

These "free" tickets are popping up on Ebay and have asking prices from 99 cents up to $1500 each. Only in America, baby.

Ebay has been contacted by the city of New York and has tried to get these auctions removed.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Usher - Love In This Club (Performed by Showbiz Pizza Band)

Some guy went out and bought the Showbiz Pizza band Raco-afire and decided it would be funny to tape them singing popular songs. Then he went and put these videos on the internet. Now you are going to watch them, and you are going to laugh. The genius of these videos is incredible. Better put on some reagular clothes adn put away your lingerie because these will make you want to touch yourself. Save yourself the temptation of doing so. I encourage you to watch the rest of the videos by the same band.

Judge halts release of Mini-Me sex tape

The greatest sex tape of all-time has been taken away from us. Vern Troyer, the Mini-Me guy from Austin Powers made a sex tape, but a judge says we can't see it. Who would want to I guess, but you know there are some freaks out there. Not me of course, but other people.

TMZ posted a 25-second snipped of the video Wednesday, but pulled the clips down Friday evening after a federal judge granted a temporary restraining order requested by Troyer’s attorneys.

The ruling also prevents any attempt by a porn distributor from taking orders for the full 50-minute video, and keeps TMZ from broadcasting any more clips. Troyer’s lawsuit also seeks $20 million in damages and the return of all copies of the tape. Yeah...sure buddy...Oops...forgot that one that slipped under the cushion of my modern furniture couch there. Sorry....how did that get on the internet?

Monday, June 23, 2008

Hi Sarah, or I mean Porsche Lips

I was just messing around with a Pimp and Ho name generators and figured I'd let you know what your Ho Name is. My Pimp name is Silicon Slick B-Diddy Fresh. Pimptastic.

You're name is Porsche Lips. I'm not going to say anything about what that may mean. Only you would know why your Ho name would be Porsche Lips. I suggest you you go visit your local parish priest and confess for your sins :P.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Ed McMahon Sued for Outstanding Debts

Ed McMahon, the guy who shows up at your door with a big check (I wish) for Publisher's Clearing House could probalby use one of those bug checks right about now. Either that or a travel guide to get himself away from his debts.

Citibank is suing Ed McMahon, seeking to recoup nearly $200,000 lent to the financially strapped Hollywood icon, court records show.

Citibank filed the lawsuit against McMahon in Los Angeles Superior Court on June 9, according to the documents. The bank's suit seeks at least $179,687 in damages as well as attorney's fees on debt incurred within the past four years.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Pull on your Work Boots

They call it celebrity dirt, but the kind of stories that get the most publicity are the ones where the celebs are dragged through the mud. I never used to look forward to hearing about someone who was going through a rough time, but when it comes to celebrities I am all for it now.

Lately we have been inundated with stories about celebrity babies so much that I almost wish the paparazzi would just get their work boots and trudge through the backyards of celebs and get some real dirt. Check out Work boots USA and get the gear for hard working, dirt trudging, celebrity dirt digging. I miss crazy Britney. I don't care about Brad's and Angelina's baby. Even stories about Tom Cruise's religion are a breath of fresh air now.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears Has Baby

Jamie Lynn Spears is no longer an unwed pregnant teen -- she's now an unwed teen mother of a baby girl, y'all! Children having children. Celebrity children even. Although she isn't going to need to buy wrinkle cream anytime soon, she will soon likely look as old as Bea Arthur when she was still alive. She isn't still alive is she? Oh well...congrats psycho Spears Jr.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

R. Kelly found not guilty in porn case

R. Kelly was acquitted of all charges Friday after less than a day of deliberations in his child pornography trial, ending a six-year ordeal for the R&B superstar.

Kelly dabbed his face with a handkerchief looking like he had been overtaking diet pills and hugged each of his four attorneys after the verdict — not guilty on all 14 counts — was read. The Grammy award-winning singer had faced 15 years in prison if convicted.

For more on this bizarre trial take a look here.

Friday, June 13, 2008

NBC's Tim Russert Dies at Age 58 of Heart Attack

Host of NBC's Meet the Press, Tim Russert died suddenly Friday at the age of 58 from a heart attack. The newsman collapsed while working in the network's Washington bureau.

President Bush, informed of Russert's death while at dinner in Paris, saluted him as "a tough and hardworking newsman. He was always well-informed and thorough in his interviews. And he was as gregarious off the set as he was prepared on it."

Take Russert off your list of Halloween invitations. He isn't going to be able to make it this year. Some joker will likely come AS him though I would imagine.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson Back Together

Well...I think anyone who remembers this relationship has to wonder what the hell is wrong with Pam. When they first broke up there was tons of talk that he physically abused her. She even went as far to appear on shows like Oprah and talk about how bad it was. Saying that she was getting out and many applauded her for it.

Doesn't mean anyone says a word about it in the tabloids right now though. Seems most are just covering it as though it is a good thing. I suppose I'll draw up the blinds on it instead of being happy for them. I have little respect for anyone who claims they have been abused phsyically by their partner enough that they had to get away and then turns around and keeps going back. Best of luck to you, Pam.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

An Inconvenient Truth: The Opera

Usually when anything followed by "The Opera" is seen it is a complete joke. It would appear this joke is going to be playing at the legendary La Scala opera house in Milan plans to do an opera version of Al Gore's documentary during its 2011 season. Italian composer Giorgio Battistelli hopes the opera will help people see the world's environmental predicament from a fresh point of view.

Get your hotel deals now. Surely this show is going to be sold out for more years than Cats. Maybe this one will win another Nobel Prize. From Power Point to Opera House, a story of a robot and his dream to talk about himself.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Tony Romo Vs. Joe Simpson

In this corner, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback, Tony Romo. In this corner, Jessica Simpson's father, Joe Simpson.

Although I doubt Tony an Jessica are ready to jump into anything like buying commercial real estate together, it appears that Tony is just about fed up with old man Simpson. Jessica's father is the thorn in most of her boyfriend's sides according to most media outlets and Tony Romo has reportedly had enough of Papa Joe Simpson, and told Jessica he only wants a relationship if her dad butts out of their business.

Dallas Cowboys QB reportedly agreed to go to Ashlee Simpson's wedding out of respect for Jessica, but "he made it super-clear that if they were to give it another go, her dad had to seriously back off.

Throw down gentlemen.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Miley Cyrus Accused of Stealing Song

Miley Cyrus, probably better known to many as Hannah Montana, has had quite a year so far. Such problems as photos being leaked where she is scantily dressed sitting on a mattress topper, or in a bikini at the beach. They really aren't scandalous in my opinion, but you know how the entertainment media likes to make a story out of everything.

This time she may actually be in for some real criticism. Rock band Lustra claims that Miley’s song “Rockstar” sounds way too close to their tune “Scotty Doesn’t Know,” which appeared on the ‘Eurotrip’ soundtrack.

Decide for yourself, but I can hear some similarities in it.

Miley Cyrus’ “Rockstar”:



Lustra’s “Scotty Doesn’t Know”:

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Britney and Mel Gibson?

Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are reportedly off to Costa Rica for a little rest and relaxation. Kick back and read a few books, watch a couple movies, *cough*have sex*cough*, and bask in the sun.

Odd story really. Last 2 people I would have thought would go away together, but I guess they have been spotted out to dinner recently together, and you really can't deny that a trip away together is probably more than just friends can you?

Friday, May 09, 2008

Britney Spears Watch South Park

I thought the South Park last night was pretty funny. It started out with Randy and the 4 kids watching Democratic Debate between Hillary and Obama, and then cut into a Special Report called Britney Watch...lol

Britney who is basically followed around night and day by the media got a bit of a look from her side in the show. With stints in drug rehab, the looney bin, and court for her kids, the show decided to give her a bit of credit for all her craziness and blame the media. Turns out that she is being sacrificed by America by media rather than just throwing her into a volcano like they did in ancient times. We need that corn!

They made a bit of a prediction that the next sacrifice is going to be Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana. I can certainly see this happening.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Bundchen Tops Model Money List

Thanks to 20-plus modeling gigs, advertising campaigns, line of flip flops and other sources of income, Gisele Bundchen towers over other models when it comes to earning, pulling in $35 million in 2007.

Let's not forget that she is dating Tom Brady of the New England Patriots that is probably one of the few guys that even straight men would have sex with.

"The 27-year-old continues to bag new contracts, noticeably with Pantene and a cosmetics giant yet to be named. Her face graces ads for Disney, Nivea, Vogue eyewear and Aquascutum, the U.K.-based luxury line," Forbes.com said.

"Her line of Grendene sandals, Ipanema by Gisele, banks her about $6 million a year. And her romance with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady keeps her in the tabloids," it added.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

KAte Hudson: People's Most Beautiful Woman

Of course they use "tasteful" images for their spread, but I am not tasteful so i use the booty shot for my post.

The next 100 Most Beautiful list published by People Magazine, and hitting stands on Friday, will feature Kate Hudson as the #1 Beauty. If memory serves, they have not put Adriana Lima as #1 yet, when she should have been #1 for the last 5 years.

Take a look at the Sneak Preview of People's Top 100 Beauties (Unfortunately they have men on this list).

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Jimi Hedrix Sex Tape?

An alleged Jimi Hendrix sex tape has surfaced recently that shows himself and two women having sex for sale on the internet this week. Many other long-dead celbrities and rocker homemade porn tapes have shown up this week as well. No body stockings in these videos.

The 11 minutes of footage of a man resembling Hendrix cavorting with two unidentified brunettes in a dimly lit bedroom is packaged in a 45-minute DVD distributed by Los Angeles adult-film studio Vivid Entertainment.

"This new movie shows that Jimi Hendrix could have been as great a porn star as he was a rock star," Vivid co-chairman, Steven Hirsch, said in the release.

The film's authenticity, however, was immediately challenged by some. The musician's longtime girlfriend during the 1960s, Kathy Etchingham, told the New York Times after viewing still photos taken from the footage: "It is not him."

"His face is too broad and nose and nostrils too wide for Jimi," she was quoted as telling the Times via e-mail.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Nicole Kidman Wants Kids Out of Scientology

One of the main reasons that Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise went separate ways was because of the Scientology Cult. Now she says that she wants her children away from this nonsense religion that makes no more sense than worshiping patio furniture.

The Oscar winner, who adopted Connor and Isabella with ex-husband Tom Cruise, hopes to take the 13-year old and 15-year-old out of the church of Scientology. With limited contact with any of the three she reportedly has made statements in regard to wanting them out.

It really begs the question though. Why exactly has she waited so long if she knew it wasn't for her years ago?

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Simpsons Back on AIr in Venezuela

A week or two ago, Venezuela said that they awould not allow the Simpsons to be played because it wasn't good for the children. Specifically: "messages that go against the whole education of boys, girls and adolescents."

After more consideration, Homer and the gang are back on the air. Homer and Bart had been replaced by "Baywatch Hawaii," which is totally "kid appropriate." "The Simpsons" will now air during a more "appropriate" evening time slot so that it can be viewed after popping some Orovo before dinner.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape to be Kept Private

Why? Can't you guess? It is a hoax is why it is being kept private. If you are going to find something like this, or make it up, as it surely is in this case, there is not other way to get more attention than to keep it private so nobody finds out that you are full of crap.

The video was purchased for a mere $1.5 Million in which it shows Marilyn Monroe performing oral sex on an unidentified individual (male). Now if this is truly real, $1.5 Million is most certainly a bargain. Soemthing of this historic value and the amount of fanfare Monroe has would surely pull in many millions more than this meager sum. Any news source out there would likely pay 10 times that asking price to get their hands on this Marilyn Monroe Sex tape.

The guy who brokered the deal it, Keya Morgan, said:

“The gentleman who bought it said out of respect for Marilyn he’s not going to make a joke of it and put it on the Internet and try to exploit her,” said memorabilia collector Keya Morgan. “That’s not his intention and I would never get my name involved if that were to happen.”

This guy is considered a joke by most people anyways. I guess he better get his motion sensor lights checked because people are going to be jumping through his windows to steal this tape and make a fortune from it on the internet.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Seems to be little Celeb Craziness Lately

Been waiting for something to happen the last week or so, and have just been bogged with boring celeb crap that I could care less about. People may complain that the celeb news is too rampant, but when nothing is going on it is just plain boring. Nobody really cares about someone talking about being pregnant do they unless they ARE pregnant. Hell...why can't some on a best wrinkle cream commercial spot flip out and yell racial slurs or something this week? Can't someone release a sex tape or some nude photos? Come on you lazy celebs. News is light. You can become famous.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Venezuela Takes The Simpsons off the air

Elba Guillen, a spokeswoman for Televen TV in Caracas, said showing the animated cartoon series at 11 a.m. could violate national
regulations prohibiting "messages that go against the whole education of boys, girls and adolescents."

So what did they replace it with? A bunch of big breasted women running on the beach and their Precor elliptical machines. Baywatch Hawaii! I probably wouldn't really complain if I was a kid with that change either.

Friday, April 04, 2008

Mariah Carey #2 in #1s

:D

Mariah Carey is now the #2 position for most #1 singles of all-time surpassing the King himself in Elvis. She only trails the other made for radio pop sensation the Beatles. Carey has 18 #1 singles and is closing in on the Beatles with 20.

I guess this just shows you that cheaply made songs, with about 2 notes repeated over and over are what people like. Some of the Beatles worst songs are their #1s. Carey having more than a handful of #1s is not only amazing, but ridiculous. I am ashamed of you all. Of course I have to give her and her crew credit for recognizing that people like crap and mass producing it. Have a massage chair for your efforts. Well done.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Madonna Asks Media to Leave Britney Alone


Julie Jacobson, AP

Ok, Madonna. You may want to ask Britney to quit trying to find out when the media will be somewhere and get her face in the tabloids first though.

"They need to step off," she told the "Yo on E!" satellite radio show. "For real ... Let's go save her."

Save her from the media? How about save her from herself first. She needs to look into some travel deals and fly the coop to get herself back together.

"She knows Britney, (but) she doesn't really watch TV or read gossip stuff," the pop star said in the interview. "I think she sort of gets the drift of what's going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney."

Anyways, let's just go a head and assume that Madonna just wants to be in the news in this case and is latching on to the human headline "Britney Spears".

Monday, March 24, 2008

X-Files 2 Announced

Not officially I guess, but there are some teaser trailers roaming around.

Who knows where the new one will lead them. Hangar 18, Corpus Christi real estate, some guy's shed?

"While this is not a mythology movie, it's true to everything that's come before," Spotnitz said at the William S. Paley Television Festival. "It's true to Mulder and Scully, who they are and where they would be this point in their lives and all of the experiences that they've had."

The film is due out July 25.

Carter was tightlipped about the title.

"I can't tell you," he said. "I know what I want it to be, but Fox has some ideas of their own."

Friday, March 21, 2008

Oysters could be dangerous?

Why did the plane crash?

The pilot was an oyster.

Yeah that joke is pretty silly, but oysters are actually something that are considered a serious subject when it comes to your health. Reading a website about Gulf oysters I realize that there are actually some serious health risks if you fail to prepare your oysters correctly. They do provide a great deal of protein, but consumption of raw or undercooked oysters by at-risk individuals may cause serious illness or even death from Vibrio vulnificus bacteria. Because of this there is a need to inform at-risk individuals to the problems that they could face if they fail to take the proper precautions. Take a look at the links provided to find out if you are considered an "at-risk" individual when it comes to oysters.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Ashley Alexandra Dupre in Girls Gone Wild

That's right. I don't even need to use Spitzer's name anymore in the headlines to draw attention to the "call girl". She has transcended even him in her popularity.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre is so popular right now that the creators of Girls Gone Wild was ready to give her a check for $1,000,000 to appear in a non-nude spread for Joe Francis' new magazine, plus a chance to join the "Girls Gone Wild" tour bus, his company announced Tuesday. Non-nude? lol They would have her doing all kinds of acrobatics on their memory foam mattress collection I'm sure.

Then they found out they already had her on tape! They plan to extort as much money as possible out of internet perverts and scam them into a monthly subscription they will forget to cancel at least once.

"It'll save me a million bucks," Francis told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "It's kind of like finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch."

Francis said at that point, his offer was off the table.

"We actually had been dealing with her rep," he said. "Our (offer) was the real deal. We just never made the connection."

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt told The AP last Friday that he e-mailed Dupre offering her $1 million to appear nude in his magazine, but didn't sound optimistic that she would settle for that amount. Flynt suggested that by the time Dupre starts talking, she may be too big a media phenomenon for a simple magazine spread.

"She is no doubt going to do a book. There will probably be a movie," he said. "I think she is going to have so many offers coming in that it will probably be wishful thinking just to get in the door."

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Monday, March 10, 2008

Even the People in Hillary's Ads Don't Like Her

I don't read TMZ very often, but I found this headline absolutely hilarious. Even the People in Hillary's Ads Don't Like Her.

Now, at this point of the Democratic primary we are seeing quite a bit of dirt on the candidates and some negative campaigning, but the comedy has kicked it up a notch as well recently.SNL, and many others have done some very good skits about the race.

As for this title, you know that ad that Hillary began running right before the Ohio and Texas caucuses. "It's 3 AM who do you want answering the phone..?" Hopefully it isn't some dude trying to take an auto insurance quote because that is for online. One of the people in the ad is actually an Obama supporter.

The first child featured in the ad -- which asks people who they want to answer the phone in the White House at 3:00 AM -- is actually Casey Knowles, an Obama volunteer in the state of Washington. The footage was shot eight years ago when she worked as a TV extra. Getty Images owns the footage and can do with it as it pleases.

Knowles, who turns 18 in April, told KING 5 in Seattle that she is for Barack all the way: "It's really sort of ironic that my image would be used to advocate for Hillary when I myself do not."

Classic comedy right there folks.

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Sopranos Movie Rumors

The owner of the Bada Bing club in which Tony and his crew used as a meeting place in the show The Sopranos has recently stated that he is going to hold off on renovations for the strip club because he has a tip that a movie may be in the works. HBO and the producers deny this of course.

Satin Dolls manager Nick D'Urso says he's holding off on renovations to the strip club in Lodi, N.J., after getting a tip that a movie would be made. He wouldn't name the tipster. IF they don't get to this soon Tony and Paulie are going to need medicare advantage.

Could this be true? Sounds like BS to me. If the movie was going to be made, and they planned to use this guy's joint in it I'm sure he would have been informed long ago. Sounds like a good way to try and get some publicity for the club, and I don't blame him...lol

Kristen Bell Goes on a Bender

Gets in a car accident (fender bender) that is...lol

The story itself really isn't all that important to me, but why not post some Kristen Bell pics for the hell of it today? Kristen Bell is surely well known by you all as one of the players in the show Heroes. She plays the assistant of one of the "bad guys" and likes to shoot sparks from her fingers! How hot is that?

I suppose you want the story...well...Her silver Saturn VUE Hybrid SUV was towed from the scene. Her front left axle was damaged, leaving the car not drivable. A witness tells us Kristen hit another SUV driven by a heavyset man so she needs to look for a truck accident lawyer or something.

So enough of that. Here are some pics:







Not bad. I think it may be time to dedicate a few posts to Hayden Panettiere soon though since she turned 18 recently. Gotta be one of the top 5 hottest actresses right now. By far the hottest on the show Heroes IMO. :)

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Would you Watch a Movie called Zack & Miri Make a Porno?

What if it was by the man behind Knocked Up, Clerks, and Superbad. Damn right you will go see it. What a hilarious title. I just found it crazy that AOL would question whether people would go see this movie because "porno" was in the title. It's not like it suggests some sort of odd Emily crib fantasy or anything.

Kevin Smith's film, now shooting in western Pennsylvania, stars Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks as broke friends who embrace their desperation by making their own X-rated tape to pay off their debts. In the process, they uncover romantic feelings for each other.

Like this isn't going to be funny. Continuation of the Knocked up theme IMO. Can't go wrong.

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Paris and Kutcher Punk the Paparazzi

A few days ago Paris Hilton was seen with a gray-haired, orange-robed "shaman" who blessed her and urged her to give a diamond necklace to a total stranger. The press ate it up and followed her around as she was acting as if she had found spirituality.

"He's really changed my life," Hilton told paparazzi from her car, adding she offered the necklace "because the greatest gift is to give."

She could hook me up with some billet grilles right about now with summer rolling around ;).

Turns out, as some outlets later discovered, the "mystic" was an actor named Maxie Santillan Jr., who has appeared on CSI and My Name Is Earl. And though some accused Hilton of getting Punk'd, the joke's on them: The entire scene was staged for a new show from Punk'd producer Ashton Kutcher premiering Sunday on E! (10:30 ET/PT).

I have to say this is pretty damned funny. Glad to see someone taking the media for a ride once in a while.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Free Line Rental Deals

Find A Phone is an interesting new site built with wordpress, which lists mobile phone comparisons.
Unfotunately, you will need to be in the UK to benefit from this site (the site only lists UK mobile phone deals), but, if you are a wordpress user you may want to check it out.. it may give you some ideas!

Currently find a phone are specializing in deals offering 12 Months Free line rental deals. These deals are a niche within the mobile phone sector in the UK.

They offer cash back to cover the cost of the contract, meaning that, if you are smart (remember to jump through a few hoops) then you can get a completely free mobile phone, thats a free handset, free inclusive minutes... the whole deal!

Targeting a niche like free line rental deals could work out really well for find-a-phone, however, I dont know how much traffic it will generate, or how competitve that sector is.

The other thing find-a-phone need to watch out for is that the mobile phone retailers dont stop offering Free line rental deals. If they do, the site will be redundtant!

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Boy George Denies Cuffing Escort to Wall

The whacko cross-dresser from the Culture Club, Boy George, denied imprisoning a 28-year-old Norwegian man at his London home last year.

Audun Carlsen, a Norwegian male escort, claims Boy George handcuffed him to a wall after he went to the singer's apartment as a photo model. The alleged incident took place last April. Must be looking to create some new sort of imprinted promotional products, or something.

Boy George appeared in court under his real name, George O'Dowd, and spoke only to confirm his name and state his not guilty plea. The 46-year-old singer is free on bail and is due to stand trial in November.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Could Go to Auction

The infamous Neverland Ranch that serves as a magical playground for Michael Jackson, and apparently a House of Horrors for many of the kids that have visited it in the past may soon be up for auction. Jackson, must come up with approximately $24 Million by March 19th according to a court decision on Tuesday or all his toys will go onto the auction block.

He has been mostly residing abroad since his 2005 acquittal on child molestation charges, although he has spent time in Las Vegas as he tries to stage his musical comeback.

Jackson, is a mysterious oddity that has been everything from the King of Pop to becoming a sick individual in the eyes of many once he was charged with child molestation cases several years back. Though he was acquitted of charges he is still seen as something of a villian.

Jackson has been in the media since he was a child and we have seen him go through every possible change you can imagine. Taking something as simple as a need for acne treatment to the extreme with hundreds of surgeries to change his appearance. As talented as he is as a musician it pales compared to the sad life and history of his life.

Friday, February 22, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Nudes Cause a Stir

Lindsay Lohan's mom may approve of Lindsay Lohan nude photos, but it seems blog geeks all over do not. People have been grateful for their medical id bracelet I guess since whackos are having heart attacks about the story. No...not because she is nude, but because the photos are exact replicas of some taken of Marilyn Monroe many years ago.

According to everyone, her nude layout from the Feb. 25 issue of New York magazine is an exact copy, photo for photo of a handful of the fabled and ubiquitous pictures known as “The Last Sitting” that the photographer Bert Stern took of Marilyn Monroe in 1962, six weeks before she died of an overdose.

“How did it come about?” the editor’s note asks. “Stern had decided that Lohan was the perfect actress for this project, and when he asked if we might be interested in working with him on it, we were naturally more than enthusiastic.”

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Mom Says Lohan Nudes are Acceptable

Oh...you didn't know that Lindsay Lohan posed naked? I didn't really either until yesterday, but was it something I was excited about? Not really. Lohan isn't exactly my idea of a sexy star by any means.

So...now her mother says that her nude photos in a New York Magazine photo shoot are tastefully done. What a great mother. Nothing elaborate like chilling out on a shower stool and getting wet or anything. They are pretty tame for "nudes" I guess. Even with air brushing she still isn't a real find. Due to some conditions I have placed upon me I can't actually link to, or post them here so you will have to go through a second source to get there. Go through the AOL site and they will link you directly.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Indiana Jones Trailer

There hasn't been one around yet, but today an Indiana Jones trailer popped up on Youtube. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is the first Indiana Jones movie in about a decade. One of the best movie series' of all-time in the eyes of many is back with a new one sometime this year. National Treasure you say? Pffft...those don't hold a candle to the original Indiana Jones movies. Get them in HD and connect your Cat 5 cable and you are going to see cinematic masterpiece :).

Here's the trailer:

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Direct Buy Shopping Clubs

Most people just go out to the store and buy things at retail prices because they don't know any better. Typically that isn't a big deal, but more and more people are discovering that if you directbuy things you save a ton of money. We aren't all celebrities by any means so we don't have a ton of cash to throw around now do we? These clubs are around, but cost membership dues usually. Although the prices you can buy things at greatly outweigh any minimal membership costs you probably should make sure you are actually going to be buying things if you join one. You don't really want to be like those people that get a Sam's Club card every year and then never go there do you? These clubs are much better than a Sam's club though usually so the membership is probably paid for with a couple of purchases.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Ummm...Rocky and Rambo PArts 987 and 1123 to come out?

OK...so I guess Stallone is going to make another Rocky and another Rambo movie. Are his checking accounts as bad as Raocky's when he lost all his dough in whatever the hell Rocky movie that was where he fought some guy like Mr. T, or a Russian or something? Why the hell would there be more of these?

Rocky Balboa sucked worse than Rocky V if that is possible. The new Rambo? Lulz all around, but I guess the violence was great if you are into that. HAng it up HGH Lover.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

'NYPD' Buttocks May Cost $1.4 Million

The Federal Communications Commission has proposed a $1.4 million fine against 52 ABC Television Network stations over a 2003 broadcast of cop drama NYPD Blue for a scene that included multiple close ups of a woman's booty.

FCC's definition of indecent content requires that the broadcast "depicts or describes sexual or excretory activities" in a "patently offensive way" and is aired between the hours of 6 a.m. and 10 p.m.

The agency rejected the network's argument that "the buttocks are not a sexual organ." Hmmm...seems the Hollywood crowd would be more experimental than that wouldn't you think? Everyone just jumps on the mattress and does the old fashioned military-style? Funny defense none the less I suppose.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Danny Glover convicted of trespassing

Glover participated in a protest as part of a larger campaign that aims to increase salaries and improve working conditions for hotel workers in the U.S. and Canada on Sept. 15th last year. He and UNITE HERE union representative Alex Dagg and Ontario Federation of Labour President Wayne Samuelson were convicted Thursday.

Canadian Niagara Hotels charged the three with trespassing at their Sheraton on the Falls property during a Sept. 16, 2006, protest. Sentencing is February 8th. Maybe next time he will just settle for a Hilton Head rental?

Rambo Admist Using Testosterone

What a shock! I never would have suspected it. A 61 year-old man looking like a pro wrestler couldn't possibly be on the juice. Stallone has likely been taking some sort of muscle supplement ever since he was in Rocky IV. IT is quite obvious to anyone really.

That's the word straight from the 'Rambo' star's mouth, chatting with Time magazine (via Page Six), saying that while he didn't use steroids to bulk up for his new slaughter-fest, he did use prescription testosterone. Stallone then goes on to defend the muscle-blaster.

"HGH [human growth hormone] is nothing. Anyone who calls it a steroid is grossly misinformed," Stallone tells Time. He says the controversial hormone should be checked out by "everyone over 40 years old."

Oh ho...re-ally. Why then is the U.S. Congress so interested in it, and the sporting world scurrying to find tests that prove players ahve been using it? Casually saying it is nothing like you were installing tv lift cabinets is probably not a good idea "Rambo". HGH is one of the most significant stories in the past two years int he sporting world.

The actor goes on to make a bold prediction about HGH and testosterone: "Mark my words. In 10 years, it will be over the counter."

Interesting. Thanks for keeping my faith in you as a role-model, Stone.

Friday, January 18, 2008

4 Reporters Arrested for Chasing Britney Spears Car

Most places report this as "paparazzi", but frankly I hate the word and have this deep rooted idea that people only say it to be cool....lol

Anyways, a lot of overzealous reporters have been arrested for chasing Brit down in the street while trying to use car cover. Four reporters have been arrested for reckless driving while chasing Britney Spears’ car in the San Fernando Valley.

Los Angeles police Lt. Mario Munoz said officers observed several cars following a white Mercedes-Benz around 11:30 p.m. Wednesday in Mission Hills.

The cars were following Spears’ car too closely and traveling at unsafe speed. They also made several unsafe lane changes, authorities said.

Sounds like rush hour traffic to me. I do this all the time. I get away with it because I'm not actually trying to chase a celebrity. I can't imagine why I woudl anyways unless they flipped me off or something ;P.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Lindsay Lohan to Work at Morgue for Punishment

As punishment for her drunk driving arrest, Lindsay Lohan will serve two days in a morgue and two days in a hospital emergency room to teach her the real-life consequences of drinking and driving.

The punishment is part of a court-ordered penalty that was designed to show drunk drivers what happens when people drink and drive. In other words...they die. Others are in need of travel health insurance after serious injury from an accident involving a drunk driver.

Lohan will see dead people for two, four-hour days in the morgue before she completes this part of her sentence.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Hannah Montana's Body Double

A video was uploaded through someone's Cat5e cables to Youtube (Removed as illegal today) this weekend that showed proof Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana used a body double during her live shows on her best-selling "Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus 'Best of Both Worlds"' tour. Now it is nothing to get excited about. This isn't a Milli Vanilli exposed story by any means. It was just a simple way for her to make sure the show did not stop for costume changes as she plays both herself and Hanah Montana in her shows. So she has to switch at a point during a song and that is what is going on.

"To help speed the transition from Hannah to Miley, there is a production element during the performance of 'We Got the Party' incorporating a body double for Miley," according to statement Friday from the public relations firm PMK.

"After Hannah has completed the featured verse on the duet with the Jonas Brothers, a body double appears approximately one to two minutes prior to the end of the song in order to allow Miley to remove the Hannah wig and costume and transform into Miley for her solo set. Other than during this very brief transitional moment in the show, Miley performs live during the entirety of both the Hannah and Miley segments of the concert."


Innocent showmanship is all.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Car Donations to Make Educational Videos

This place called Car Angel is taking car donations so that they can use the proceeds for creating videos for kids and teens. They have allowed people to donate cars on their website and use the money to create many videos. A non-profit organization that uses car and other donations to make videos for kids and teens. They have given away over 2.4 million videos. Below is an example of one of the videos that they have created. Some of them are quite religious though so make sure that you visit the site before you run off and make a donation.