Lohan reaches plea deal, gets one day in jail

Damn this girl is nasty lookin'. What was ever the appeal? Bah...who cares. Give her a Swiss Army knife and let her go to town on herself.

Lindsay Lohan reached a plea deal Thursday on misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges that calls for her to spend one day in jail, serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug treatment program. read more..

Richie released from jail after 82 minutes

Nicole Richie just got rewarded by our country of overcrowded jails. Sentenced to 90 hours, she was released after just 82 minutes. This isn't uncommon at all and really the only reason they even made her sit there that long was because they have to wait for all the other people who got sentenced that day before her to get released for their misdemeanors. Happens everyday and this isn't even a story although many will gasp at the slight of time she received. Cold hard truth is that "real" criminals stay in jail and those with misdemeanors walk because there are so many other whackos already in the system. Nicole should be at home resting in here outdoor kitchen as she watches her servants cook for her.

Celebrity Baby Names

From Pax to Dezi, Hollywood names their kids things that would make your portable oxygen concentrator work overtime. Nobody can just have a normal name anymore so I guess they have to list all the whacked out celebrity baby names they can find in a recent article at MSNBC.com. Coco, Apple, Sawyer, Emu, whatever. Name your kid after the stuff on the bottom of your shoe as you roll out of a 4 day bender and I'm sure someone will think it rocks. Bad enough your parents are drunken idiots. You just have to remind everyone every time someone says their kid's name too apparently.

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