Saturday, June 05, 2010

Get Him to the Greek Review Positive

It's always great when a comedy comes out with people you recognize as being in other movies you thought were funny. (ie. Jonah Hill the fat dude from Superbad, Knocked Up, etc.). Certainly he will have weight loss success stories later on , but for now that is how I know him. Not by name.

I guess what I look for almost every time when I look for reviews on a movie is Roger Ebert. While I may not always agree with his tastes I almost always agree with his fairness, and his opinions on the movies he views. He seems to catch things that most other reviewers don't, and doesn't try to act like he is an art school nerd all the time. Well he does sometimes, but he at least makes his reviews understandable to people that hate those types.

He of course gave the movie high marks (3/4 stars):

There are really two movies here. One is a gross-out comedy that grows lyrical in its exuberant offensive language, its drug excesses, its partying, its animal behavior. The other movie, which comes into focus, so to speak, in the last half, is surprisingly sweet, and shows that Aldous and Aaron arrive at a friendship that has been tempered in the forge of their misbehavior. Both "Get Him to the Greek" and "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" were produced by Judd Apatow, who does a nice line in gross-out comedies.


I really don't need anymore to be quite honest.

Miley Cyrus Not Even Pretending now

Hannah Montana has grown up it seems. Well when it suits her to act like she wants. Other times I'm sure she is pretending she is a goody goody to make all the family fans happy. I guess she just wants to live it up for real before she hits any female pattern hair loss right?

Miley appeared on Britain's Got Talent this week and I guess pretended to kiss another woman. Oh no! She didn't even kiss her, but it still caused an uproar because she is pure and untainted according to corporate America and their Evil anti-sex empires.

She whines back on her website:

"To all my fans, Thank you for all the support you all show me. Sometimes you’re the only thing keepin’ me goin’ strong! There are so many people out there that are so negative and always causing new issues. I feel like the entertainment industry has become nothing but a disgusting tabloid.

“I performed ‘Can’t Be Tamed’ this week on one of my favorite shows here in the UK Britian’s Got Talent. Which is totally true, there were some amazinnnggg acts (but of course no one could focus on that.) I had such a blast and was so honored to be on that stage. That being said during my performance I supposedly ‘KISSED A GIRL’ and this is the newest thing to cause controversy.

“I promise you I did not kiss her and it is ridiculous that two entertainers cant even rock out with each other without the media making it some type of story. I really hope my fans are not disappointed in me because the truth is I did nothing wrong. I got up there and did my job which is to perform to the best of my ability. I just want to put an end to this right now and just say one thing to everyone out there making this performance such a big deal.

“GET OVER IT! NOTHING HAPPENED. THERE ARE WAYYYYYYY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE WORLD. Let’s start focusing a little less on making up ignorant rumors and focus a little more on world peace! We gotta a lot of work to do if we wan this earth to be here much longer. Let’s make a change! It wouldn’t hurt the world to show a little more love. X M”

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Gary Coleman Divorced WAY Before Death

Quite a few people talking about how Gary Coleman's supposed "wife" may not have had the authority to say the plug could be pulled before his death. Many have looked into it and have confirmed that he was indeed divorced from Shannon Price at the time of his death on May 28, People reports.

On top o fall that the 911 call has been floating around today and people are getting more and more suspicious about the events surrounding Mr. Coleman's death. Not sure what the motive is since Coleman seemed to be hurting for cash doing stuff like payday loan commercials. He would have been lucky to get a gig promoting www.dietsupplementreviews.org it seems. This story is definitely not over yet that's for sure.

“We’re definitely concerned about this and we’re looking into what exactly happened here,” Janet Frank, a spokesperson for the Utah Valley Regional Medical Center — the hospital in which Coleman passed away — told People. “Shannon certainly portrayed herself as his wife to our staff and doctors. We assumed she was telling the truth. We can’t comment on specific details in Mr. Coleman’s case, but in general, any patient on life support is thoroughly evaluated medically before life support is ended.”

More On Fame=Rape

I think I am going to follow this story closely. Why? I am quite bored today that's why. That and I find stuff like this to be rather interesting. Not what she said, but the reaction to it. The girl is going to get ostracized by the comment. There are no doubts about this. Of course nobody takes her side so I will and I don't even know who she is.

She said this:

"What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction," the Twilight starlet told the latest issue of Britain's Elle Magazine.

"The photos are so ... I feel like I'm looking at someone being raped."


Rape centers are already speaking to the press about this. Well..people from the press are calling rape centers so that they have a story to post. I bet you think the rape centers are happy because this is great marketing for rape. Oh...that isn't what rape centers are for? Sorry. Take some Lipofuze and relax.

First quote I have seen from a rape center is:

"I understand that Kristen Stewart was expressing that she feels violated.

"Sure violation is a form of sexual assault, but it's the most serious and the most personal. It's clearly a poor choice of words."

"Fame Is Like Being Raped"

Somebody said it. Did it piss you off just reading it? If it did I could care less. This quote comes from a young lady I have no interest in, or the movies she appears in. You guessed it...some broad from Twilight. Kristen Stewart, who I don't know, did an interview in which she compared being famous to being RAPED.

I'm sure her PR man is very proud. The comments on the article just let me know how petty the world is though. I guess it takes something like this just to realize how much I hate entertainment news and the people that follow it. Hell...people in general I guess. These kinds of discussions always make me realize how pointless most of my time is. How wasted it is. Do I need to go to depressiontreatment.net right now and get help? Nah...I just needed to vent :)

Victoria Secret Model to Replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3

Not sure if this could men any less to me. Well...I think they are both hot, but they both look really f'd up at times I have sen them too. I think Megan is a bit hotter until I see her anorexic body. The other girl looks like she used to be cross-eyed, but became really hot one day. Oh her name is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

As for Tranformers 3? Pfffft...don't think there is any reason I would ever go see this movie. The first one was utter trash. One of the most boring and terrible movies I have ever seen. People that thought it was great make me want to puke on my glass tile. All the actors sucked, and the story was even worse. If you liked it I hope you never have any children.

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Did You Get Sent Home With Pain Meds When You Got Your Wisdom Teeth Pulled?

I'm just curious. I've had 2 at a time pulled and they sent me home with gauze and nothing else. I had local anesthetic when they were pulled and drove myself home 15 minutes after it was over. Yeah...I'm hardcore..;)

Anyways, I just find it funny that Lindsay Lohan got a court approval to get pain meds after her wisdom teeth got pulled. Farce? Of course. Why not? Obviously some people have a low tolerance for pain, but almost everyone I have ever met that got any meds after wisdom teeth being pulled got some crappy Tylenol 3. Completely worthless.

The only thing good that came out of mine getting pulled was that I'm a great actor and pretended to be in pain for a couple days so my girlfriend would wait on me hand and foot, and let me just lay there for once :D.

If Lohan gets good enough stuff that she gets a good buzz maybe she will even buy plants and gifts for dad at ProFlowers. Surely the pain is that bad to get some hallucigens isn't it?