Jamie Lynn Spears Has Baby

Jamie Lynn Spears is no longer an unwed pregnant teen -- she's now an unwed teen mother of a baby girl, y'all! Children having children. Celebrity children even. Although she isn't going to need to buy wrinkle cream anytime soon, she will soon likely look as old as Bea Arthur when she was still alive. She isn't still alive is she? Oh well...congrats psycho Spears Jr.