Uh oh...Nicole Richie Snubs Paris Hilton On Wedding Invite

Apparently these two are not friends anymore? I don't pay much attention to it all. I wasn't even aware if they really were friends int he first place and that Richie not inviting her to her wedding was a huge deal. See I forget a lot of things, and other than A Simple Life TV show I never really thought about this two together. Maybe they are long time friends. I don't know.

Anyways, as Nicole Richies is making plans for wedding dresses and reportedly set to wed longtime boyfriend Joel Madden this weekend, she snubbed her pal Paris with no wedding invite.

An insider revealed: 'Nicole's wedding will be super small, and a lot of people who have played a role in her life like Paris have been cut from the guest list. She's keeping the dress a secret and hasn't even told her bridesmaids who the designer is.'

Richie, 29, the daughter of singer Lionel Richie, is expected to marry the Good Charlotte rocker, 31, at her dad's estate in Beverly Hills, California, on Sunday.

Christina Aguilera - who is going through a divorce - is said to be singing at the bash.

'She has been a good friend and wants to be there for Nicole,' a pal said.

Paris Hilton Mocks John McCain

The McCain camp decided to use Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and others to do a bit of a back handed mockery on Obama recently in a campaign ad. The ad was designed to show that Obama was nothing more than a celebrity and that he has no experience. Yeah...the tired campaign BS of Hillary in force with McCain.

Anyways, after seeing the ads from the tv deals McCain had, Paris decided to fight back and mock him as well. HEre is her campaign video in which she probably at least looks liky a better candidate than "that wrinkly white-haired guy".

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Paris and Kutcher Punk the Paparazzi

A few days ago Paris Hilton was seen with a gray-haired, orange-robed "shaman" who blessed her and urged her to give a diamond necklace to a total stranger. The press ate it up and followed her around as she was acting as if she had found spirituality.

"He's really changed my life," Hilton told paparazzi from her car, adding she offered the necklace "because the greatest gift is to give."

She could hook me up with some billet grilles right about now with summer rolling around ;).

Turns out, as some outlets later discovered, the "mystic" was an actor named Maxie Santillan Jr., who has appeared on CSI and My Name Is Earl. And though some accused Hilton of getting Punk'd, the joke's on them: The entire scene was staged for a new show from Punk'd producer Ashton Kutcher premiering Sunday on E! (10:30 ET/PT).

I have to say this is pretty damned funny. Glad to see someone taking the media for a ride once in a while.

Paris Hilton Visits Shanghai

Yes, our favorite celebrity, besides Britney of course, went to some country and shopped instead of being in some sort of asylum for their addiction treatment. Glad to see they all get to get out and about once in a while to check out the sights and levae us some fantastic quotes to post about.

"Shanghai looks like the future!" Hilton said in a news conference at the Hyatt on the waterfront, one of the newest landmarks in a city teaming with new skyscrapers.

Fascinating. Just Fascinating.

Hilton Tries to Help Drunk Elephants

Now here's a good story. Paris Hilton is jumping on board a serious problem that is plagueing North-east India. Binge Drinking Elephants! Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton's was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers' homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage. These things are a serious threat and have eaten my bulk cable supply more than once. Oh the humanity!

"The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite said in a report posted on World Entertainment News Network's Web site. Her comments were picked up by other Web sites and newspapers around the globe.

I'm sure this is really a serious problem, although it is also very funny. PAris may be getting involved, but you could probably convince me very easily that she thinks this whole thing is a lark as well.

Sangeeta Goswami, head of animal rights group People for Animals, told The Associated Press: "I am indeed happy Hilton has taken note of recent incidents of wild elephants in northeast India going berserk after drinking homemade rice beer and getting killed."

"As part of her global elephant campaign, Hilton should, in fact, think of visiting this region literally infested with elephants," Goswami said.

Another conservationist said elephant alcohol abuse was just a symptom of the real problem.

"Elephants appear on human settlements ... because they have no habitat left due to wanton destruction of forests," said Soumyadeep Dutta, who heads Nature's Beckon, a leading regional conservation group.

"A celebrity like Hilton must focus her attention on this fact," Dutta said.

Paid to play: Stars add buzz to Vegas clubs

Three years ago, as Paris Hilton was about to turn 24, the celebutante got a sense of her worth to the nightclub industry in Las Vegas. Unlike Britney she actually wore her padded panty to the public event.

She had celebrated her previous three birthdays at Light, the Bellagio hotel-casino nightclub run by the Light Group. But for her 24th, another company swooped in with an offer that trumped the standard private jet to and from L.A., a free stay at a luxury suite, a sumptuous dinner and, of course, free booze.

The hotel heiress would get a big paycheck — Light was told $200,000 — just to party, but it had to be at PURE, a rival nightclub at Caesars Palace run by the PURE Management Group. read more

Paris Hilton Says Not to Drink and Drive

Amazing advice. The face of all things moral and good Ms. Paris Hilton, is now telling fans not to drink and drive. For someone with her money to even drink and drive is beyons reasoning really. Now she tells her "fans" not to drink and drive while she is out and about in her crotchless panty whoring herself out to the world?

“Happy 4th of July everyone, and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver!” the heiress writes in a blog entry on her MySpace Web page Tuesday.

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Paris Hilton prosecutor comes under fire

You know a lawyer is lying when his lips are moving. At least that is what they say. In this case I guess it is pretty embarrassing for this guy who basically is trying to make a name for himself by chastising the early release of celeb Paris Hilton. Pretty odd that his wife could go 9 YEARS with a warrant out for her and never see a courtroom until this week. Must be some pretty great EMI Shielding she had going on to keep her out of the grasp of the law. Disturbing those computers so nobody knew she was under fire.

The city prosecutor who condemned Paris Hilton’s early release from jail as celebrity favoritism is now under fire for a case of special treatment closer to home — acknowledging his wife was wanted for arrest for nine years.

The disclosure, first reported by the Los Angeles Times on Wednesday, is the latest in a mushrooming scandal that has engulfed City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo, who ran for California attorney general last year but lost. full story

Inmates angry about Paris’ special treatment

LOL...really? No way. Of course Paris got special treatment in the clink while she was there in the form of her parents getting special visitation rights while inside. Sitting at the folding tables of the visitation rooms she was unlike other convicts in that she didn't have to wait to see her relatives, unlike the rest of the inmates.

Alvina Floyd waited more than four hours to visit her fiance. It normally takes two, and Floyd, 20, blamed the Hiltons for the delay.

“I have to be at work later,” she said. “I can’t wait here all day.”

Gotta love the way a celeb can piss people off...lol

After her visit, Kathy Hilton said her daughter wants “just to do her time and get on.” She added her daughter has not had much sleep.

Oh no. It will be alright Paris.

Paris Hilton says she will no longer ‘act dumb’

Is this possible? Of course not. She is talking out of her ass as usual. If she were to bust out with something like the stats behind California mortgage refinance I might have to change my mind, but really there is nothing here to believe. Talk is cheap.

Imprisoned hotel heiress Paris Hilton has said she believes God has given her a new chance and she plans to stop acting dumb and put her influence to good use.

Hilton called television journalist Barbara Walters on Sunday from the medical wing of a Los Angeles jail, where she is being held for violating probation in a drunken-driving case, and Walters recounted the conversation on her ABC television show “The View” on Monday. read more..

Britney, Paris among top overexposed stars

Here's one of those "no s***" articles from MSNBC. Overexposed, or underexposed? Do we really want to hear about world events when we listen to the news? Fox is all reality all the time man. Fox network channel is like a softcore version of their Fox Reality TV channel. Fox News may even be closer to Fox Reality TV than their flagship station.

I say you give us more Britney, Paris, Anna "more popular dead" Nicole , Kevin "No Talent Ass Clown" Federline, and that American Idol douchebag, Sanjaya Malakar. These people give us hope. Britney is disgusting and has less talent than William Hung. Paris is a pornstar. Ann Nicole was a PLAYBOY PLAYMATE (put that on your Address Plaque), married an old rich guy for money, got really fat and laid around on her home furniture, never got her money, lost some wight, died of drugs (most likely), and now she is like Jim Morrison, or Kurt Cobain. I don't pay attention to guys so all I know about the other two is that Federline must have a huge...err...and Sanjaya Malakabaabaeraba is likely gay, but women love him, or something.

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Paris may end up serving half her sentence

Paris Hilton supporters David Seaman, Natalie Reid and Chris Massimine show their support for the beleagured socialite May 10 in New York City. Hilton may end up only having to serve half of the 45 days she was sentenced to for violating her probation. Fricking losers.

Good old America and our overcrowded jails. Paris may not have to serve her entire sentence since the jails are so full of non-celebrities who got caught doing their various crimes.

“It’s possible that it could be 21 days, 23 days. It’s a complicated formula that the state sets down. It’s possible that she could do less time,” Los Angeles County sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said.

As if I really care if she spends time in jail unless she plans on making a Bad Girl movie with some other female inmates. Surprised she doesn't have any cheap pens of herself that undresses her when held upside down.

Courtney Love Says Drugs Were At Paris Hilton’s Birthday Party

Courtney Love claims on her Web site that there was a big pile of white powder in the rest room at Paris Hilton’s birthday party on Oscar eve. Now the head of the Foundation for Jewish Camping is skeptical about Paris and Nicole Richie’s stint as camp counselors on the next season of “The Simple Life.” “Counselors are trained, recruited, and tested,” said Jerry Silverman. “We take it very seriously.”

An Evening in PAris...errr...at Paris' I guess is always a great time.

Paris Hilton could face jail over latest ticket

LOL! Yeah right. Jail? Are you kidding me? Who would report such nonsense? I guess all the "reputable" news sources apparently. She gets pulled over for driving on a suspended license, speeding, and probably just being brain dead behind the wheel. Now we are to assume that she would actually spend time in jail? Hey, at least she could probably star in a raunchy prison sex movie MIRITE?

Paris Hilton Ticketed in West Hollywood

lol...What is she doing driving anyways? I don't understand why these guys would be out driving with the money they have. No upskirt shots this time around?

Paris Hilton was cited for driving on a suspended license after police stopped her for speeding and driving without her headlights on late Tuesday, authorities said.

The hotel heiress and star of 'The Simple Life' reality series was pulled over on Sunset Boulevard in her blue Bentley Continental GTC at 11 p.m., said Sgt. Duane Allen Jr. of the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department. read more...