Friday, July 30, 2010

The Human Centipede

Have you heard of this madness? It's a very, very stupid movie that came out recently (I think? Might be on sale I don't know. I got it online.) and features a mad scientist who has a crazy idea. His idea is to connect 3 humans together to form a human centipede. How would he do this you may ask? Do you really want to know?

I watched this the other day and found it to be an awful movie. Many will find it disturbing, and one of those train wreck types of moves that you just HAVE to see to say you did. I didn't find it disturbing really, but I did find the premise to be completely idiotic. I guess I've been a horror and gore fan way too long for something like this to make much of an impact on me.

So...this doctor goes out and abducts several people for his human centipede. HE is mad and has no conscience obviously. When he finds 3 people that have matching "tissues" he is ready to start his crazy surgery.

Oh yeah...the best part....The person in the front feeds the two connected to them. You see they are sewn together by the lips to the anus. They eat his excrement. Told you you didn't want to know.

Here's the trailer. All the actors are annoying: