Thursday, April 17, 2008

Simpsons Back on AIr in Venezuela

A week or two ago, Venezuela said that they awould not allow the Simpsons to be played because it wasn't good for the children. Specifically: "messages that go against the whole education of boys, girls and adolescents."

After more consideration, Homer and the gang are back on the air. Homer and Bart had been replaced by "Baywatch Hawaii," which is totally "kid appropriate." "The Simpsons" will now air during a more "appropriate" evening time slot so that it can be viewed after popping some Orovo before dinner.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape to be Kept Private

Why? Can't you guess? It is a hoax is why it is being kept private. If you are going to find something like this, or make it up, as it surely is in this case, there is not other way to get more attention than to keep it private so nobody finds out that you are full of crap.

The video was purchased for a mere $1.5 Million in which it shows Marilyn Monroe performing oral sex on an unidentified individual (male). Now if this is truly real, $1.5 Million is most certainly a bargain. Soemthing of this historic value and the amount of fanfare Monroe has would surely pull in many millions more than this meager sum. Any news source out there would likely pay 10 times that asking price to get their hands on this Marilyn Monroe Sex tape.

The guy who brokered the deal it, Keya Morgan, said:

“The gentleman who bought it said out of respect for Marilyn he’s not going to make a joke of it and put it on the Internet and try to exploit her,” said memorabilia collector Keya Morgan. “That’s not his intention and I would never get my name involved if that were to happen.”

This guy is considered a joke by most people anyways. I guess he better get his motion sensor lights checked because people are going to be jumping through his windows to steal this tape and make a fortune from it on the internet.