Heath Ledger's "Joker" Named Top 25 Film Villain

One of the most anticipated movies of the summer, and frankly one of the most anticipated movies in a long time I can think of is the new Batman movie, Dark Knight. While we are all still waiting for the theaters to throw off the slipcovers and let us see the movie, accolades are coming in from all over about the performance of the Joker by deceased actor, Heath Ledger.

In fact, Moviefone.com has named Ledger's performance as on the of the Best 25 Villain's of All-Time in a recent list. The list includes notable villains like Hanibal Lecter, Agent Smith of The Matrix, and Annie Wilkes of Misery.

Michael Jackson Seen in Wheelchair in Vegas

Michael Jackson has been so many things over my lifetime that I don't even know what to say about him anymore. When I was a little kid he was a musical genius. Even now I still enjoy a lot of his music. He always had strange image problems. Then this pedophile crap. Now he is out and about in a wheelchair with a dust mask over his face apparently being pushed a round a bookstore looking at some of the best selling . Amazon books.

The New York Daily News, who spoke to the photographer that snapped the pics of the King of Pop being pushed around Las Vegas, reports that the photos were taken on Monday as Jackson was being wheeled around a bookstore. "His skin was peeling and . . . he looks so thin and gaunt," said Mike Lopez, who snapped the photos of Jackson.

I really don't even know what tho say anymore. I sort of feel sad for him now more than anything. I never really believed the whole pedophile thing, but who knows.

Madonna and Britney Gonna Get Freaky

As if MAdonna isn't getting ugly as sin, she has to pull along Britney into her web of freakiness on stage with her in some upcoming shows.

Madonna and Britney have filmed a video for Madonna's upcoming tour that a British tabloid describes as "bondage mummy" and "X-rated." It goes on to describe the near-nude erotic number that follows.

An on-set source describes the montage as "absolutely classic Madonna," calling it "the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial." More crap that perverts can put on their ipods for some "alone" time.

Free Bon Jovi Tickets! Only $1500 each!

So...Bon Jovi is supposedly holding a free concert in Central Park this Saturday. That was until people that are typically looking for jobs in Atlanta decided that they would go out and see if they could scalp the freebies their relatives in New York had gotten.

These "free" tickets are popping up on Ebay and have asking prices from 99 cents up to $1500 each. Only in America, baby.

Ebay has been contacted by the city of New York and has tried to get these auctions removed.

Usher - Love In This Club (Performed by Showbiz Pizza Band)

Some guy went out and bought the Showbiz Pizza band Raco-afire and decided it would be funny to tape them singing popular songs. Then he went and put these videos on the internet. Now you are going to watch them, and you are going to laugh. The genius of these videos is incredible. Better put on some reagular clothes adn put away your lingerie because these will make you want to touch yourself. Save yourself the temptation of doing so. I encourage you to watch the rest of the videos by the same band.

Judge halts release of Mini-Me sex tape

The greatest sex tape of all-time has been taken away from us. Vern Troyer, the Mini-Me guy from Austin Powers made a sex tape, but a judge says we can't see it. Who would want to I guess, but you know there are some freaks out there. Not me of course, but other people.

TMZ posted a 25-second snipped of the video Wednesday, but pulled the clips down Friday evening after a federal judge granted a temporary restraining order requested by Troyer’s attorneys.

The ruling also prevents any attempt by a porn distributor from taking orders for the full 50-minute video, and keeps TMZ from broadcasting any more clips. Troyer’s lawsuit also seeks $20 million in damages and the return of all copies of the tape. Yeah...sure buddy...Oops...forgot that one that slipped under the cushion of my modern furniture couch there. Sorry....how did that get on the internet?

Hi Sarah, or I mean Porsche Lips

I was just messing around with a Pimp and Ho name generators and figured I'd let you know what your Ho Name is. My Pimp name is Silicon Slick B-Diddy Fresh. Pimptastic.

You're name is Porsche Lips. I'm not going to say anything about what that may mean. Only you would know why your Ho name would be Porsche Lips. I suggest you you go visit your local parish priest and confess for your sins :P.

Ed McMahon Sued for Outstanding Debts

Ed McMahon, the guy who shows up at your door with a big check (I wish) for Publisher's Clearing House could probalby use one of those bug checks right about now. Either that or a travel guide to get himself away from his debts.

Citibank is suing Ed McMahon, seeking to recoup nearly $200,000 lent to the financially strapped Hollywood icon, court records show.

Citibank filed the lawsuit against McMahon in Los Angeles Superior Court on June 9, according to the documents. The bank's suit seeks at least $179,687 in damages as well as attorney's fees on debt incurred within the past four years.

Pull on your Work Boots

They call it celebrity dirt, but the kind of stories that get the most publicity are the ones where the celebs are dragged through the mud. I never used to look forward to hearing about someone who was going through a rough time, but when it comes to celebrities I am all for it now.

Lately we have been inundated with stories about celebrity babies so much that I almost wish the paparazzi would just get their work boots and trudge through the backyards of celebs and get some real dirt. Check out Work boots USA and get the gear for hard working, dirt trudging, celebrity dirt digging. I miss crazy Britney. I don't care about Brad's and Angelina's baby. Even stories about Tom Cruise's religion are a breath of fresh air now.

Jamie Lynn Spears Has Baby

Jamie Lynn Spears is no longer an unwed pregnant teen -- she's now an unwed teen mother of a baby girl, y'all! Children having children. Celebrity children even. Although she isn't going to need to buy wrinkle cream anytime soon, she will soon likely look as old as Bea Arthur when she was still alive. She isn't still alive is she? Oh well...congrats psycho Spears Jr.