Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Fails Alcohol Test

Another day, another probation violation for the star (?) Lohan. Does she even have any work anymore, or is she just a trainwreck to talk about? She is in the news so often for having to go to court, spend a couple months in jail, or just plain getting away with something I can't even keep up. Today was just another one of those apparently.

Paparazzi spend so much time following her that we have images of her doing just about everything. Well everything except videos with eotech 552 night vision of her having sex with 10 men I suppose. Do we have one of those of her yet?

Anyways, her failed booze test. She has been on house arrest for however long, but still parties down at her place. Surprisingly we don't have videos of monkey reporters filming this for some reason. It's not like they aren't dangling off balconies to get pics of these events right?

She is supposedly going to be asked to get sent to jail again. Seems like every time something happens they just give her more probation, or some slap on the wrist. I am guessing this time she serves 30 days and then she is on probation again where she has no reason to follow it and we have to hear about her failing drug tests again for a couple more years.

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