Sunday, January 17, 2010

Where's Tiger Woods?

You have to be pretty damned talented to elude the paparazzi I must say. Tiger Woods seems to have them scratching their heads more than ever lately. You have to give him credit, as the celeb media losers have no idea for sure where he is exactly.

Instead we get wild claims about him being in Africa, in a brothel in Amsterdam, at a fat burner camp, and now it appears rumors are abound that Tiger is actually in a Sex Rahab clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

While officials at the Pine Grove Behavorial Health and Addiction Services clinic won't say whether Woods is a patient, two local TV stations, WJTV and WLBT, report that their sources confirm Woods was there.

In the university town of 45,000, "there are very few secrets," says WJTV reporter Chris Williams. But there aren't any certain answers, either. "I can't either confirm or deny I have seen him here," said Chip Gibson, director at Southeast Aviation at the Hattiesburg airport. "But, I can tell you that my telephone is ringing off the hook with news people wanting to know if I know anything."

Well Chip, I hope you rape these vultures for all their pocket cash you can get, because you pretty much sold your soul.

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