AC/DC Creates a Music Video On Microsoft Excel for Rock n' Roll Train

While most old celebs and rockers are out hawking infomercial sutff, or promoting healthy grilling, AC/DC is still pumping music out. This time it isn't just the music that people are looking forward to. AC/DC produced a video for the single, "Rock 'n' Roll Train," but it was done entirely in Microsoft Excel.

What you say? I said the same thing until I saw it, but it is really cool. Below is the video as it is uploaded onto Youtube. Very original idea I must say, and it just looks awesome. The actual "video" starts about 30 seconds in. Check it out:

Madonna, Ritchie reach reported $60 Mil divorce settlement

Yes. A man finally wins a divorce. Haha...just kidding.

Nowhere else do you get these kinds of settlements other than in the entertainment industry. I guess women don't really get the opportunity to have this much money in the corporate world too much yet. Although they are getting there. I've seen the corporate holiday cards for female bosses out there ;). Madonna and her ex-husband, Guy Ritchie has reportedly reached a settlement in their divorce proceedings according to The Sun.

Ritchie will reportedly walk away with assets totaling around $60 million, including a 1,200-acre country estate, a London pub, and a cash settlement.

“The negotiations were relatively painless,” The Sun quoted a source as saying. “Guy knew what he wanted and Madonna knew what she was keen to keep. There was a spell when Guy was in a mood to dig his heels in, but he decided this arrangement seemed reasonable and a long battle over money would make life unbearable.”

Guy plans to be a man whore now that he is divorced according to friends. Yeah...I'd probably do that too I guess.

Sarah Palin on SNL

If you didn't already know, Sarah Palin appeared on Saturday Night Live this weekend. After a few weeks of Tina Fey portraying Sarah Palin on the show they finally got Palin herself to appear on the show as well. Just like any other politician that appears on SNL you probably shouldn't expect much. It wasn't terrible by any means. It just wasn't all that great. SNL tends to do a pretty bad job at sketches when they bring on guests like this. Seems like they waste the opportunity, or the guest just isn't that entertaining. I expected them to do a bit more with her as a mom, or something. Maybe out with the kids shopping for crib bedding, or something...lol

If that video below works you can watch her opening skit here, but for some reason the embed doesn't always work from there. If that is the xcase you can take a look at it here as well as quite a few other clips they have done on Palin. NBC is pretty stingy with their SNL clips, but Hulu.com is allowed to post most of them so that is probably the best place to get them.

Matt Damon Will Star in 4th Bourne Movie

Although i love this movie series, I just don't know how they can reasonably keep making them. Who else does he have a beef with? I just don't get it. I thought he already took vengence on everyone that has ever done him wrong.

The previous three “Bourne” movies have been based on the novels by Robert Ludlum, but the latest chapter will be an original story on their laptop computer. Care to speculate as to what his new mission will be?

Let's see. He took out everyone, and got away again with out consequence. What can he do now? Does he just become a super hero and fight evil? Surely there will be some sort of story in which he is fighting against the secret agencies of government. Maybe some new hot shot in the CIA is after him and wants to bring him to justice. Maybe he gets caught again and they put him back to work?

Will I watch it? Yes. Do I think it will be good? Probably not.

Hugh Hefner Still Gets More Love Than You

At 82 years-old, Hugh Hefner said in a video at Playboy recently that his new twin girlfriends will never be able to satisfy his appetite. He claims that he still needs at least one other woman in the bedroom.

I guess this guy is trying to tell us that it is a virtual turnstile in the old bedroom for him. Right after the "No Vacancy" light goes off the exit signs turn on.

OK...this guy is probably pulling your leg at this point, but are you really going to argue with him after seeing the women he has been with? I don't think we have much reason to anymore. Let the old man die gracefully, or keep on livin' it up as he says he is :).

Heath Ledger's daughter to inherit Estate

Interesting development in the Heath Ledger estate. His will left his assets to his parents and three sisters, Kate and Olivia Ledger and Ashleigh Bell. The will reportedly only listed about $145,000 in assets, although his estaate is estimated at around $20 Million after all is said and done with commercial collection agencies, and other bill collectors taking theirs.

Now it is reported that his family has decided that his daughter, Matilda Rose Ledger, who turns 3 in October, will inherit her father Heath’s fortune following the actor’s untimely death, Australian newspaper the Sunday Times reported.

“Our family has gifted everything to Matilda,” Heath’s father, Kim Ledger, told the Sunday Times on Saturday. “There is no claim.”

Cindy McCain on the View: "They Picked Our Bones Clean"

Last week Presidential candidate John McCain and his wife Cindy appeared on the talks show The View. Several days later she seems to have a lot to say about how they were treated by the ladies on the View. She claims that the American people's views and beliefs are not represented in newspapers and on TV shows such as "The View." While I don't disagree with that, she went on to say that they "picked their bones clean" at a Michigan fundraiser this week.

"In spite of what you see ... in the newspapers, and on shows like 'The View' -- I don't know if any of you saw 'The View' yesterday, they picked our bones clean -- in spite of what you see, that's not what the American people are saying and what they are believing," says Mrs. McCain, per ABC News' Arnab Datta. "They are now seeing a clear difference with these candidates, and they are seeing who is going to make the best president, and that's why we're pulling ahead." Full video can be seen here. Heck...you can probably get the video onto your unlocked cell phones by now.

Sorry to break it to you Cindy. The reason you are pulling a head is because Americans are quite stupid. The addition of Sarah Palin to the Republican ticket is the ONLY reason that McCain has gained so much momentum. Sarah Palin is now as big, or much bigger than Obama as a political celebrity. That is the only reason this race has changed. McCain couldn't be happier that all the focus has been pulled off of him and moved onto Palin.

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

Didn't take very long for Sarah Palin to become a bigger "celebrity" than Barack Obama did it? Kind of funny how this has all played out considering the silly ads that the McCain camp was putting out earlier in the campaign comparing him to celebrities only to have his VP running mate become just another celebrity herself. I've even seen crazy promotional products for Sarah Palin out there on some news sites as well like Sarah Palin dolls and the like.

Well...Saturday Night Live certainly didn't waste any time either as they got Tina Fey to rejoin the cast and portray Sarah Palin Saturday. Take a look at the video here.

MAtt Damon Calls Palin Presidency "Really Bad Disney Movie"

When asked about the posibility of Govenor Palin becoming president should John McCain die, Damon said:

“You do the actuary tables, there’s a one out of three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn’t survive his first term, and it’ll be President Palin,” said Damon, who was in town to promote ONEXONE, a Canadian children’s charity expanding to the U.S., during the Toronto Film Festival. Hanging out at his
self storage hotel talking smack about Palin.

“It’s like a really bad Disney movie, “‘The Hockey Mom.’ Oh, I’m just a hockey mom from Alaska, and she’s president,” said Damon. “She’s facing down Vladimir Putin and using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It’s absurd.”

Idiots: Mad because Oprah won't have Palin on.

This story was actually a lot worse than I thought it would be. At least on all the celeb sites that reported it. Now I know that people are usually pretty racist behind the safety of internet, but they are out in full force for this one for some reason. Fun fact: Oprah was a Democrat long before Obama was even on the scene. Using the argument that she is only voting for him because he is black is absurd. Hopefully some of you will forget to set up your spider traps and get bitten by a black widow.