Cindy McCain on the View: "They Picked Our Bones Clean"

Last week Presidential candidate John McCain and his wife Cindy appeared on the talks show The View. Several days later she seems to have a lot to say about how they were treated by the ladies on the View. She claims that the American people's views and beliefs are not represented in newspapers and on TV shows such as "The View." While I don't disagree with that, she went on to say that they "picked their bones clean" at a Michigan fundraiser this week.

"In spite of what you see ... in the newspapers, and on shows like 'The View' -- I don't know if any of you saw 'The View' yesterday, they picked our bones clean -- in spite of what you see, that's not what the American people are saying and what they are believing," says Mrs. McCain, per ABC News' Arnab Datta. "They are now seeing a clear difference with these candidates, and they are seeing who is going to make the best president, and that's why we're pulling ahead." Full video can be seen here. Heck...you can probably get the video onto your unlocked cell phones by now.

Sorry to break it to you Cindy. The reason you are pulling a head is because Americans are quite stupid. The addition of Sarah Palin to the Republican ticket is the ONLY reason that McCain has gained so much momentum. Sarah Palin is now as big, or much bigger than Obama as a political celebrity. That is the only reason this race has changed. McCain couldn't be happier that all the focus has been pulled off of him and moved onto Palin.

Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

Didn't take very long for Sarah Palin to become a bigger "celebrity" than Barack Obama did it? Kind of funny how this has all played out considering the silly ads that the McCain camp was putting out earlier in the campaign comparing him to celebrities only to have his VP running mate become just another celebrity herself. I've even seen crazy promotional products for Sarah Palin out there on some news sites as well like Sarah Palin dolls and the like.

Well...Saturday Night Live certainly didn't waste any time either as they got Tina Fey to rejoin the cast and portray Sarah Palin Saturday. Take a look at the video here.

MAtt Damon Calls Palin Presidency "Really Bad Disney Movie"

When asked about the posibility of Govenor Palin becoming president should John McCain die, Damon said:

“You do the actuary tables, there’s a one out of three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn’t survive his first term, and it’ll be President Palin,” said Damon, who was in town to promote ONEXONE, a Canadian children’s charity expanding to the U.S., during the Toronto Film Festival. Hanging out at his
self storage hotel talking smack about Palin.

“It’s like a really bad Disney movie, “‘The Hockey Mom.’ Oh, I’m just a hockey mom from Alaska, and she’s president,” said Damon. “She’s facing down Vladimir Putin and using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It’s absurd.”

Idiots: Mad because Oprah won't have Palin on.

This story was actually a lot worse than I thought it would be. At least on all the celeb sites that reported it. Now I know that people are usually pretty racist behind the safety of internet, but they are out in full force for this one for some reason. Fun fact: Oprah was a Democrat long before Obama was even on the scene. Using the argument that she is only voting for him because he is black is absurd. Hopefully some of you will forget to set up your spider traps and get bitten by a black widow.

Axel Rose Suing Blogger for Leaking New GNR Album

Wait...Guns N Roses has a new album coming out that has been in the works for 15 years? I may have to get out my air tools and do my best Yossemite Sam impression in the back yard real quick.

FBI agents arrested 27-year-old Kevin Cogill on Wednesday morning on suspicion of violating federal copyright laws. Cogill appeared in court in the afternoon wearing a T-shirt; his girlfriend sat court and afterward said, "Rally the troops," but declined further comment.

Actress Suing Over Cut from Wax Paper Box

In one of the stupidest lawsuits you will find, "Everybody Loves Raymond" actress, Valerie DeKeyser, has decided to sue Alcoa over a cut she got on her hand from the little slicers on a box of Cut-Rite Wax Paper. Ridiculous.

If you have never cut yourself on a box of wax paper, tin foil, or plastic wrap, you are probably one of the only 5 people in the world that haven't. Here are the filing documents if you want to laugh I guess, or you can take a look at these acne cures and get the pizza off your face.

50 Years of Michael Jackson

You can't deny that Michael Jackson has some of the greatest songs ever made. In fact if someone told you that they couldn't enjoy at least one of them they are lying.

Of course, what should be a memorable birthday, and a huge celebration for such a talented musician, we get to dwell on the freak show that is Michael Jackson.

Jackson has had many looks over the years. NAmely going from being black to practically white. HE has had an incredible amount of surgeries to "correct" faults he claims he had with his appearance. Dude, went way too far as we all know now. Should have just stuck with living healthy and using things like Orovo.

Anyways, there is a pretty good slideshow to show his transformation physically over the years out there. Take a look here.

TMZ Calls Shawn Johnson "You Little Rat"

As much as I like making fun of people, TMZ seems to have angered a good number of people with this one. Yesterday they posted a picture of U.S. gymnast, and Silver Medal winner in this Olympics, along side a cartoon rat indicating that she looked just like it.

Now...I suppose TMZ isn't known for much tact, or any for that matter, but they do seem to always find a way to seriously offend people for no reason at all. Mocking celebs is their biz, with such things as saying that celebs are looking beat down and need blemish acne cream to cover up their faults.

It's a bit too far when they go after MINORS though in such a mocking fashion. Commenters agree that TMZ went too far this time.

Swing Vote Movie: Guy Sues Claiming He Wrote the Flop

In a bizarre twist, we are seeing someone sue over a movie that nobody wants to see. With a head that looks like it would be better off using Triclear and just going away, someone actually wants to take credit for this movie and it isn't anyone that is in it, or those that produced it.

In the suit, filed today in the U.S. District Court in NY, Bradley Blakeman says in Spring 2006 he gave a copy of his script "Go November" "in confidence" to actor Kelsey Grammer. Blakeman says his movie "involves a unique 'down to the wire' presidential election, hinging on swing voters." Imagine his surprise, Blakeman says, when what he calls the "extraordinarily similar" film "Swing Vote" was released last week. Now he's suing for unspecified damages.

Paris Hilton Mocks John McCain

The McCain camp decided to use Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and others to do a bit of a back handed mockery on Obama recently in a campaign ad. The ad was designed to show that Obama was nothing more than a celebrity and that he has no experience. Yeah...the tired campaign BS of Hillary in force with McCain.

Anyways, after seeing the ads from the tv deals McCain had, Paris decided to fight back and mock him as well. HEre is her campaign video in which she probably at least looks liky a better candidate than "that wrinkly white-haired guy".

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