Rambo Admist Using Testosterone

What a shock! I never would have suspected it. A 61 year-old man looking like a pro wrestler couldn't possibly be on the juice. Stallone has likely been taking some sort of muscle supplement ever since he was in Rocky IV. IT is quite obvious to anyone really.

That's the word straight from the 'Rambo' star's mouth, chatting with Time magazine (via Page Six), saying that while he didn't use steroids to bulk up for his new slaughter-fest, he did use prescription testosterone. Stallone then goes on to defend the muscle-blaster.

"HGH [human growth hormone] is nothing. Anyone who calls it a steroid is grossly misinformed," Stallone tells Time. He says the controversial hormone should be checked out by "everyone over 40 years old."

Oh ho...re-ally. Why then is the U.S. Congress so interested in it, and the sporting world scurrying to find tests that prove players ahve been using it? Casually saying it is nothing like you were installing tv lift cabinets is probably not a good idea "Rambo". HGH is one of the most significant stories in the past two years int he sporting world.

The actor goes on to make a bold prediction about HGH and testosterone: "Mark my words. In 10 years, it will be over the counter."

Interesting. Thanks for keeping my faith in you as a role-model, Stone.

4 Reporters Arrested for Chasing Britney Spears Car

Most places report this as "paparazzi", but frankly I hate the word and have this deep rooted idea that people only say it to be cool....lol

Anyways, a lot of overzealous reporters have been arrested for chasing Brit down in the street while trying to use car cover. Four reporters have been arrested for reckless driving while chasing Britney Spears’ car in the San Fernando Valley.

Los Angeles police Lt. Mario Munoz said officers observed several cars following a white Mercedes-Benz around 11:30 p.m. Wednesday in Mission Hills.

The cars were following Spears’ car too closely and traveling at unsafe speed. They also made several unsafe lane changes, authorities said.

Sounds like rush hour traffic to me. I do this all the time. I get away with it because I'm not actually trying to chase a celebrity. I can't imagine why I woudl anyways unless they flipped me off or something ;P.

Lindsay Lohan to Work at Morgue for Punishment

As punishment for her drunk driving arrest, Lindsay Lohan will serve two days in a morgue and two days in a hospital emergency room to teach her the real-life consequences of drinking and driving.

The punishment is part of a court-ordered penalty that was designed to show drunk drivers what happens when people drink and drive. In other words...they die. Others are in need of travel health insurance after serious injury from an accident involving a drunk driver.

Lohan will see dead people for two, four-hour days in the morgue before she completes this part of her sentence.

Hannah Montana's Body Double

A video was uploaded through someone's Cat5e cables to Youtube (Removed as illegal today) this weekend that showed proof Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana used a body double during her live shows on her best-selling "Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus 'Best of Both Worlds"' tour. Now it is nothing to get excited about. This isn't a Milli Vanilli exposed story by any means. It was just a simple way for her to make sure the show did not stop for costume changes as she plays both herself and Hanah Montana in her shows. So she has to switch at a point during a song and that is what is going on.

"To help speed the transition from Hannah to Miley, there is a production element during the performance of 'We Got the Party' incorporating a body double for Miley," according to statement Friday from the public relations firm PMK.

"After Hannah has completed the featured verse on the duet with the Jonas Brothers, a body double appears approximately one to two minutes prior to the end of the song in order to allow Miley to remove the Hannah wig and costume and transform into Miley for her solo set. Other than during this very brief transitional moment in the show, Miley performs live during the entirety of both the Hannah and Miley segments of the concert."

Innocent showmanship is all.

Car Donations to Make Educational Videos

This place called Car Angel is taking car donations so that they can use the proceeds for creating videos for kids and teens. They have allowed people to donate cars on their website and use the money to create many videos. A non-profit organization that uses car and other donations to make videos for kids and teens. They have given away over 2.4 million videos. Below is an example of one of the videos that they have created. Some of them are quite religious though so make sure that you visit the site before you run off and make a donation.

Pic Scandal Won't Dethrone Miss France, Valerie Begue

Isn't it nice to know that you can keep your post as a beauty queen when you have some media outlet publishing racy pictures of you? France seems to think it is OK, and I agree. What else do most of these contestants have going for them besides their beauty? Why keep up the facade? All we want to do is blast the sound on our Bose home theater and listen to them make fools of themselves when talking about world events. Miss France 2008 will keep her crown, despite racy photos that appeared recently in a gossip magazine, but will not compete in the Miss World or Miss Universe pageants.

Valerie Begue, 22, will not be stripped of the title she won Dec. 8, but will not be allowed to take part in upcoming international competitions, Miss France organizers said Friday.

This photo though isn't really all that racy. It just happens to be a bit offensive to religious folks. Take a look:

Media Screws Over Will Smith

What else is new right? Will Smith made some random comment in an interview like this:

"Even Hitler didn't wake up going, 'let me do the most evil thing I can do today'," said Smith. "I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was 'good'.Stuff like that just needs reprogramming."

The MEdia takes that comment and turns it into a headline like this:

SMITH: 'HITLER WAS A GOOD PERSON,'

With quotes like this:

In response to Smith's comment, Jan Winter of Page Six wrote, "Will, you've broken our hearts. It’s you that needs reprogramming."

Are you an idiot too? What are your thoughts on it? Some of these people need Danze fauctes shoved up their back side.

Little Spears Has Nickelodeon Trying to Cash In

The Spears family is a gossip page favorite. They do it all. Go crazy, steal things, and get pregnant. This time it wasn't Britney in the news, but her younger sister Jamie Lynn. Honestly I had never heard of her before this, and didn't know she had a show on Nickelodeon, but apparently she did.

Anyways...Nickelodeon is trying to figure out if they should run a special show to try and teach kids about sex following the news about the 16-year old's pregnancy. I'm sure they are huddled around the espresso machine counting their money already. They may say they are disappointed about the news, but since the show had aired it's final episode already they may as well ride the hype machine and cash one last check from it.

The most surprising thing about the whole affair is the Little Separs is only 16, while the father of her unborn baby is 19. Last I checked that was a crime in the U.S., but what are you gonna do?

Britney Accused of Shoplifting

Looks like Britney was out and about and stealing lighters from gas stations recently.

"Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39. I'm hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it,"station owner Jatinder Kaur told PEOPLE.

The pop star was on her way out of a Chevron station in Sherman Oaks, Calif., after having bought a pack of gum when a paparazzo pointed out that she had neglected to pay for the $1.39 lighter.

"I stole something. Oh, I'm bad!," she responded sarcastically.

What a moron. Next thing you know it will be someone's Girard Perregaux watch, or even their cash. IT isn't really the point that it is a cheap lighter. It just shows she has no respect for anyone.

Celebs Enter 'Rehab With Dr. Drew'

Looks like there are a few celebs that won't be filling up their christmas mugs holiday spirit this year. Dr. Drew, best known for his radio and TV show 'Loveline,' heads to VH1 for a new show 'Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew,' ET Online reports.

"There's still a stigma with addiction," Dr. DREW PINSKY tells ET's JANN CARL. "I'm hoping that this program sort of removes some of the stigma by helping people understand what a human condition this is, how painful it is, and the context in which it operates."

Dr. Drew uses LINDSAY LOHAN's case as a prime example of what leads some celebrities -- or anyone struggling with addiction -- to destructive behavior.

"I want to go to the bar, I want to go see my friends, and I'm young; I've got an ankle bracelet on, I'm not going to go drink," speculates Drew about Lindsay's mindset. "But the brain's like, 'Yeah, right, you're not going to drink -- go, go.' Once you're there, you're using. That is a great example of how addiction works -- that abnormal instinct-thinking."