I was just messing around with a Pimp and Ho name generators and figured I'd let you know what your Ho Name is. My Pimp name is Silicon Slick B-Diddy Fresh. Pimptastic.
You're name is Porsche Lips. I'm not going to say anything about what that may mean. Only you would know why your Ho name would be Porsche Lips. I suggest you you go visit your local parish priest and confess for your sins :P.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Ed McMahon Sued for Outstanding Debts
Ed McMahon, the guy who shows up at your door with a big check (I wish) for Publisher's Clearing House could probalby use one of those bug checks right about now. Either that or a travel guide to get himself away from his debts.
Citibank is suing Ed McMahon, seeking to recoup nearly $200,000 lent to the financially strapped Hollywood icon, court records show.
Citibank filed the lawsuit against McMahon in Los Angeles Superior Court on June 9, according to the documents. The bank's suit seeks at least $179,687 in damages as well as attorney's fees on debt incurred within the past four years.
Citibank is suing Ed McMahon, seeking to recoup nearly $200,000 lent to the financially strapped Hollywood icon, court records show.
Citibank filed the lawsuit against McMahon in Los Angeles Superior Court on June 9, according to the documents. The bank's suit seeks at least $179,687 in damages as well as attorney's fees on debt incurred within the past four years.
Friday, June 20, 2008
Pull on your Work Boots
They call it celebrity dirt, but the kind of stories that get the most publicity are the ones where the celebs are dragged through the mud. I never used to look forward to hearing about someone who was going through a rough time, but when it comes to celebrities I am all for it now.
Lately we have been inundated with stories about celebrity babies so much that I almost wish the paparazzi would just get their work boots and trudge through the backyards of celebs and get some real dirt. Check out Work boots USA and get the gear for hard working, dirt trudging, celebrity dirt digging. I miss crazy Britney. I don't care about Brad's and Angelina's baby. Even stories about Tom Cruise's religion are a breath of fresh air now.
Lately we have been inundated with stories about celebrity babies so much that I almost wish the paparazzi would just get their work boots and trudge through the backyards of celebs and get some real dirt. Check out Work boots USA and get the gear for hard working, dirt trudging, celebrity dirt digging. I miss crazy Britney. I don't care about Brad's and Angelina's baby. Even stories about Tom Cruise's religion are a breath of fresh air now.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Jamie Lynn Spears Has Baby
Jamie Lynn Spears is no longer an unwed pregnant teen -- she's now an unwed teen mother of a baby girl, y'all! Children having children. Celebrity children even. Although she isn't going to need to buy wrinkle cream anytime soon, she will soon likely look as old as Bea Arthur when she was still alive. She isn't still alive is she? Oh well...congrats psycho Spears Jr.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
R. Kelly found not guilty in porn case
R. Kelly was acquitted of all charges Friday after less than a day of deliberations in his child pornography trial, ending a six-year ordeal for the R&B superstar.
Kelly dabbed his face with a handkerchief looking like he had been overtaking diet pills and hugged each of his four attorneys after the verdict — not guilty on all 14 counts — was read. The Grammy award-winning singer had faced 15 years in prison if convicted.
For more on this bizarre trial take a look here.
Kelly dabbed his face with a handkerchief looking like he had been overtaking diet pills and hugged each of his four attorneys after the verdict — not guilty on all 14 counts — was read. The Grammy award-winning singer had faced 15 years in prison if convicted.
For more on this bizarre trial take a look here.
Friday, June 13, 2008
NBC's Tim Russert Dies at Age 58 of Heart Attack
Host of NBC's Meet the Press, Tim Russert died suddenly Friday at the age of 58 from a heart attack. The newsman collapsed while working in the network's Washington bureau.
President Bush, informed of Russert's death while at dinner in Paris, saluted him as "a tough and hardworking newsman. He was always well-informed and thorough in his interviews. And he was as gregarious off the set as he was prepared on it."
Take Russert off your list of Halloween invitations. He isn't going to be able to make it this year. Some joker will likely come AS him though I would imagine.
President Bush, informed of Russert's death while at dinner in Paris, saluted him as "a tough and hardworking newsman. He was always well-informed and thorough in his interviews. And he was as gregarious off the set as he was prepared on it."
Take Russert off your list of Halloween invitations. He isn't going to be able to make it this year. Some joker will likely come AS him though I would imagine.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson Back Together
Well...I think anyone who remembers this relationship has to wonder what the hell is wrong with Pam. When they first broke up there was tons of talk that he physically abused her. She even went as far to appear on shows like Oprah and talk about how bad it was. Saying that she was getting out and many applauded her for it.
Doesn't mean anyone says a word about it in the tabloids right now though. Seems most are just covering it as though it is a good thing. I suppose I'll draw up the blinds on it instead of being happy for them. I have little respect for anyone who claims they have been abused phsyically by their partner enough that they had to get away and then turns around and keeps going back. Best of luck to you, Pam.
Doesn't mean anyone says a word about it in the tabloids right now though. Seems most are just covering it as though it is a good thing. I suppose I'll draw up the blinds on it instead of being happy for them. I have little respect for anyone who claims they have been abused phsyically by their partner enough that they had to get away and then turns around and keeps going back. Best of luck to you, Pam.
Sunday, June 01, 2008
An Inconvenient Truth: The Opera
Usually when anything followed by "The Opera" is seen it is a complete joke. It would appear this joke is going to be playing at the legendary La Scala opera house in Milan plans to do an opera version of Al Gore's documentary during its 2011 season. Italian composer Giorgio Battistelli hopes the opera will help people see the world's environmental predicament from a fresh point of view.
Get your hotel deals now. Surely this show is going to be sold out for more years than Cats. Maybe this one will win another Nobel Prize. From Power Point to Opera House, a story of a robot and his dream to talk about himself.
Get your hotel deals now. Surely this show is going to be sold out for more years than Cats. Maybe this one will win another Nobel Prize. From Power Point to Opera House, a story of a robot and his dream to talk about himself.
Friday, May 30, 2008
Tony Romo Vs. Joe Simpson
In this corner, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback, Tony Romo. In this corner, Jessica Simpson's father, Joe Simpson.
Although I doubt Tony an Jessica are ready to jump into anything like buying commercial real estate together, it appears that Tony is just about fed up with old man Simpson. Jessica's father is the thorn in most of her boyfriend's sides according to most media outlets and Tony Romo has reportedly had enough of Papa Joe Simpson, and told Jessica he only wants a relationship if her dad butts out of their business.
Dallas Cowboys QB reportedly agreed to go to Ashlee Simpson's wedding out of respect for Jessica, but "he made it super-clear that if they were to give it another go, her dad had to seriously back off.
Throw down gentlemen.
Although I doubt Tony an Jessica are ready to jump into anything like buying commercial real estate together, it appears that Tony is just about fed up with old man Simpson. Jessica's father is the thorn in most of her boyfriend's sides according to most media outlets and Tony Romo has reportedly had enough of Papa Joe Simpson, and told Jessica he only wants a relationship if her dad butts out of their business.
Dallas Cowboys QB reportedly agreed to go to Ashlee Simpson's wedding out of respect for Jessica, but "he made it super-clear that if they were to give it another go, her dad had to seriously back off.
Throw down gentlemen.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Miley Cyrus Accused of Stealing Song
Miley Cyrus, probably better known to many as Hannah Montana, has had quite a year so far. Such problems as photos being leaked where she is scantily dressed sitting on a mattress topper, or in a bikini at the beach. They really aren't scandalous in my opinion, but you know how the entertainment media likes to make a story out of everything.
This time she may actually be in for some real criticism. Rock band Lustra claims that Miley’s song “Rockstar” sounds way too close to their tune “Scotty Doesn’t Know,” which appeared on the ‘Eurotrip’ soundtrack.
Decide for yourself, but I can hear some similarities in it.
Miley Cyrus’ “Rockstar”:
Lustra’s “Scotty Doesn’t Know”:
This time she may actually be in for some real criticism. Rock band Lustra claims that Miley’s song “Rockstar” sounds way too close to their tune “Scotty Doesn’t Know,” which appeared on the ‘Eurotrip’ soundtrack.
Decide for yourself, but I can hear some similarities in it.
Miley Cyrus’ “Rockstar”:
Lustra’s “Scotty Doesn’t Know”:
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