Everyone Wants a Bailout

With the banking and auto industries either getting, or probably getting government bailout money (loans), even more ridiculous situations are arising around the potential government cash.

You know that guy that got in trouble to "Girls Gone Wild" for allegedly filming underage girls? Yup...Joe Francis of that fame, and the legendary pornography and political whacko Larry Flint are saying that they are trying to get a government bailout for the porn industry. Watch the video of Joe Francis saying that he is going to drive to Washington D.C. in his Prius to personally pick up the check.

I wonder if I can get some bailout money for having Plantar Fasciitis. Worth a try?

Want to Find the Dumbest People Alive?

If you have been reading the tabloids the last couple days you have obviously heard that Lindsay Lohan has broken up, or not broken up, or probably broken up, with her girlfriend "Sam" this week. Of course you can't really take anything seriously unless you get it from Lindsay's Myspace page ow can you? Her place to do a bit of virtual scrapbooking about the craziness that is her life.

If you go to her blog you can read some of the most idiotic comments you will ever see. People that take this thing real seriously. You can find everything here. The old "Leave her alone", to the "You don't even know her." to the "You're going to hell" with an array of Biblical verses plastered in the comments to try and make themselves look smart. Then it goes where you know it will. GOD TALK by people who have never read the Bible.

Enjoy losing half your IQ.