Thursday, April 24, 2008

Jimi Hedrix Sex Tape?

An alleged Jimi Hendrix sex tape has surfaced recently that shows himself and two women having sex for sale on the internet this week. Many other long-dead celbrities and rocker homemade porn tapes have shown up this week as well. No body stockings in these videos.

The 11 minutes of footage of a man resembling Hendrix cavorting with two unidentified brunettes in a dimly lit bedroom is packaged in a 45-minute DVD distributed by Los Angeles adult-film studio Vivid Entertainment.

"This new movie shows that Jimi Hendrix could have been as great a porn star as he was a rock star," Vivid co-chairman, Steven Hirsch, said in the release.

The film's authenticity, however, was immediately challenged by some. The musician's longtime girlfriend during the 1960s, Kathy Etchingham, told the New York Times after viewing still photos taken from the footage: "It is not him."

"His face is too broad and nose and nostrils too wide for Jimi," she was quoted as telling the Times via e-mail.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Nicole Kidman Wants Kids Out of Scientology

One of the main reasons that Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise went separate ways was because of the Scientology Cult. Now she says that she wants her children away from this nonsense religion that makes no more sense than worshiping patio furniture.

The Oscar winner, who adopted Connor and Isabella with ex-husband Tom Cruise, hopes to take the 13-year old and 15-year-old out of the church of Scientology. With limited contact with any of the three she reportedly has made statements in regard to wanting them out.

It really begs the question though. Why exactly has she waited so long if she knew it wasn't for her years ago?

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Simpsons Back on AIr in Venezuela

A week or two ago, Venezuela said that they awould not allow the Simpsons to be played because it wasn't good for the children. Specifically: "messages that go against the whole education of boys, girls and adolescents."

After more consideration, Homer and the gang are back on the air. Homer and Bart had been replaced by "Baywatch Hawaii," which is totally "kid appropriate." "The Simpsons" will now air during a more "appropriate" evening time slot so that it can be viewed after popping some Orovo before dinner.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape to be Kept Private

Why? Can't you guess? It is a hoax is why it is being kept private. If you are going to find something like this, or make it up, as it surely is in this case, there is not other way to get more attention than to keep it private so nobody finds out that you are full of crap.

The video was purchased for a mere $1.5 Million in which it shows Marilyn Monroe performing oral sex on an unidentified individual (male). Now if this is truly real, $1.5 Million is most certainly a bargain. Soemthing of this historic value and the amount of fanfare Monroe has would surely pull in many millions more than this meager sum. Any news source out there would likely pay 10 times that asking price to get their hands on this Marilyn Monroe Sex tape.

The guy who brokered the deal it, Keya Morgan, said:

“The gentleman who bought it said out of respect for Marilyn he’s not going to make a joke of it and put it on the Internet and try to exploit her,” said memorabilia collector Keya Morgan. “That’s not his intention and I would never get my name involved if that were to happen.”

This guy is considered a joke by most people anyways. I guess he better get his motion sensor lights checked because people are going to be jumping through his windows to steal this tape and make a fortune from it on the internet.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Seems to be little Celeb Craziness Lately

Been waiting for something to happen the last week or so, and have just been bogged with boring celeb crap that I could care less about. People may complain that the celeb news is too rampant, but when nothing is going on it is just plain boring. Nobody really cares about someone talking about being pregnant do they unless they ARE pregnant. Hell...why can't some on a best wrinkle cream commercial spot flip out and yell racial slurs or something this week? Can't someone release a sex tape or some nude photos? Come on you lazy celebs. News is light. You can become famous.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Venezuela Takes The Simpsons off the air

Elba Guillen, a spokeswoman for Televen TV in Caracas, said showing the animated cartoon series at 11 a.m. could violate national
regulations prohibiting "messages that go against the whole education of boys, girls and adolescents."

So what did they replace it with? A bunch of big breasted women running on the beach and their Precor elliptical machines. Baywatch Hawaii! I probably wouldn't really complain if I was a kid with that change either.

Friday, April 04, 2008

Mariah Carey #2 in #1s

:D

Mariah Carey is now the #2 position for most #1 singles of all-time surpassing the King himself in Elvis. She only trails the other made for radio pop sensation the Beatles. Carey has 18 #1 singles and is closing in on the Beatles with 20.

I guess this just shows you that cheaply made songs, with about 2 notes repeated over and over are what people like. Some of the Beatles worst songs are their #1s. Carey having more than a handful of #1s is not only amazing, but ridiculous. I am ashamed of you all. Of course I have to give her and her crew credit for recognizing that people like crap and mass producing it. Have a massage chair for your efforts. Well done.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Madonna Asks Media to Leave Britney Alone


Julie Jacobson, AP

Ok, Madonna. You may want to ask Britney to quit trying to find out when the media will be somewhere and get her face in the tabloids first though.

"They need to step off," she told the "Yo on E!" satellite radio show. "For real ... Let's go save her."

Save her from the media? How about save her from herself first. She needs to look into some travel deals and fly the coop to get herself back together.

"She knows Britney, (but) she doesn't really watch TV or read gossip stuff," the pop star said in the interview. "I think she sort of gets the drift of what's going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney."

Anyways, let's just go a head and assume that Madonna just wants to be in the news in this case and is latching on to the human headline "Britney Spears".

Monday, March 24, 2008

X-Files 2 Announced

Not officially I guess, but there are some teaser trailers roaming around.

Who knows where the new one will lead them. Hangar 18, Corpus Christi real estate, some guy's shed?

"While this is not a mythology movie, it's true to everything that's come before," Spotnitz said at the William S. Paley Television Festival. "It's true to Mulder and Scully, who they are and where they would be this point in their lives and all of the experiences that they've had."

The film is due out July 25.

Carter was tightlipped about the title.

"I can't tell you," he said. "I know what I want it to be, but Fox has some ideas of their own."

Friday, March 21, 2008

Oysters could be dangerous?

Why did the plane crash?

The pilot was an oyster.

Yeah that joke is pretty silly, but oysters are actually something that are considered a serious subject when it comes to your health. Reading a website about Gulf oysters I realize that there are actually some serious health risks if you fail to prepare your oysters correctly. They do provide a great deal of protein, but consumption of raw or undercooked oysters by at-risk individuals may cause serious illness or even death from Vibrio vulnificus bacteria. Because of this there is a need to inform at-risk individuals to the problems that they could face if they fail to take the proper precautions. Take a look at the links provided to find out if you are considered an "at-risk" individual when it comes to oysters.