Some Twilight movie is coming out I hear. Apparently the trailer for this movie is "perfect" according to the weirdos that watch this crap. I'd rather watch 80 year olds play with toys, or paint dry than try to get into Twilight,b ut it is what it is.
According to MTV.com Twilight dorks have taken to MTV News to react to Thursday's (March 11) premiere of the "Twilight Saga: Eclipse" trailer. And judging from comments left on blogs and articles about the preview, Twilighters can't wait to see what happens next for Bella, Edward and Jacob.
Oh...what a surprise. Teenage girls are interested in hot looking dudes.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Thursday, March 04, 2010
Sarah Palin Shopping Reality Series According
Whether you love, or hate Sarah Palin, she is a ratings grabber. Many want to see her make a fool of herself, while she has just as many supporters it appears. IT is no surprise to me that she has gone straight celebrity life since the election. I always pictured her doing a radio show, or a reality TV show eventually, and it appears we are almost there.
Of course, the pitch for this reality show is about Alaska. It is being pitched as a "TV docudrama about Alaska" to executives at Fox, CBS, and NBC. According to one of Rice's sources, the show is a "planet-Earth type look" at Alaska. The Palin family of course is going to appear.
Good luck with that whole "Alaska" thing. People either want to see her vindicate herself as someone considered to be less than intelligent, or they want to see her look like Ozzy on The Osbournes. I just don't see the Alaska pitch working so well. This show will be abut The Palins, and I wouldn't be shocked if it was called that as well.
Hope she has a nice supply of lipozene, because she is going to be on camera an awful lot soon. For entertainment purposes you may want to check out the Huffington Post article on this since they seem to rile up the best Conservatives, and the Liberals are certainly uppity there.
Of course, the pitch for this reality show is about Alaska. It is being pitched as a "TV docudrama about Alaska" to executives at Fox, CBS, and NBC. According to one of Rice's sources, the show is a "planet-Earth type look" at Alaska. The Palin family of course is going to appear.
Good luck with that whole "Alaska" thing. People either want to see her vindicate herself as someone considered to be less than intelligent, or they want to see her look like Ozzy on The Osbournes. I just don't see the Alaska pitch working so well. This show will be abut The Palins, and I wouldn't be shocked if it was called that as well.
Hope she has a nice supply of lipozene, because she is going to be on camera an awful lot soon. For entertainment purposes you may want to check out the Huffington Post article on this since they seem to rile up the best Conservatives, and the Liberals are certainly uppity there.
Alice in Wonderland Could Outpace Avatar's Opening Weekend?
According to Reuters, some are estimating that Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland opening Friday could actually make more than Avatar its opening weekend.
Avatar is now the biggest grossing movie of all-time, and it is unlikely that Alice in Wonderland would even approach that over the long run, but to beat its opening weekend would certainly be a nice start for the film unless the box office hits fatburner.org and these estimates aren't even close..
Quite a surprising estimate to me. While I am interested in seeing this, I didn't think this type of movie would resonate that well with most people. Tim Burton may make some movies that appear to be for kids, but they are basically kids movies that kids shouldn't see. Alice in Wonderland certainly fits the role of the Adult Fairy Tale if the dark sides of the story are used for the theme. OF course I expect Burton to use these themes and thus make kids not want to see it.
Avatar is now the biggest grossing movie of all-time, and it is unlikely that Alice in Wonderland would even approach that over the long run, but to beat its opening weekend would certainly be a nice start for the film unless the box office hits fatburner.org and these estimates aren't even close..
Pre-release tracking indicates the Disney film could ring up $75 million or more through Sunday. "Avatar" opened to $77 million in mid-December on its way to becoming the biggest movie of all time.
"Alice" also bows this week in 41 foreign territories; Japan, Spain, China and several other countries will get "Alice" in future months.
Quite a surprising estimate to me. While I am interested in seeing this, I didn't think this type of movie would resonate that well with most people. Tim Burton may make some movies that appear to be for kids, but they are basically kids movies that kids shouldn't see. Alice in Wonderland certainly fits the role of the Adult Fairy Tale if the dark sides of the story are used for the theme. OF course I expect Burton to use these themes and thus make kids not want to see it.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
LEo DiCaprio Say sShutter Island Was "Traumatic" to Film
Hmmmm...I'll bet buddy. You can tie me up and beat me senseless for a week for the kind of money you got to be in this bad boy. Trust me. Traumatic is about the last thing you should be feeling...lol
Try reading a hydrolyze review for the 3rd time today and you might feel your struggles are much less than mine.
“It took me back to the one time I really remembered my dreams because I usually don’t. But when I used a nicotine patch when I was trying to quit smoking, I did have bloodcurdling nightmares of mass murders, and I woke up in the middle of the night and had to take the patches off,” DiCaprio said in a new interview with Parade.com. “I guess I had moments like that in the film.”
The actor said filming the project not only haunted him while he was asleep, but during his days of preparation and while on the set.
“I have to say ‘Shutter Island’ was one of the most intense, hardcore filming experiences I’ve ever had as we explored what the mentally ill had to face in the days when mental hospitals were called insane asylums,” he said. “It was really very traumatic, and I don’t say that about a film very often. I went to places and unearthed some things that I didn’t think I was capable of. It was like an emotional layer cake that just kept getting deeper and deeper.”
Yeah well..that's great. Have fun with all that money and banging the hottest women alive.
Try reading a hydrolyze review for the 3rd time today and you might feel your struggles are much less than mine.
“It took me back to the one time I really remembered my dreams because I usually don’t. But when I used a nicotine patch when I was trying to quit smoking, I did have bloodcurdling nightmares of mass murders, and I woke up in the middle of the night and had to take the patches off,” DiCaprio said in a new interview with Parade.com. “I guess I had moments like that in the film.”
The actor said filming the project not only haunted him while he was asleep, but during his days of preparation and while on the set.
“I have to say ‘Shutter Island’ was one of the most intense, hardcore filming experiences I’ve ever had as we explored what the mentally ill had to face in the days when mental hospitals were called insane asylums,” he said. “It was really very traumatic, and I don’t say that about a film very often. I went to places and unearthed some things that I didn’t think I was capable of. It was like an emotional layer cake that just kept getting deeper and deeper.”
Yeah well..that's great. Have fun with all that money and banging the hottest women alive.
Pamela Anderson To Be On Dancing With the Stars
Every boy had a dream when they watched Baywatch. To have sex with Pam Anderson. Then they got to watch as Pam had sex with other men for our viewing pleasure in a number of home pornos. In her heyday she may have been one of the hottest women to ever live. I still think Angelina Jolie was the sexiest ever, and Adriana Lima is by far my current favorite, but Pam was the blonde bombshell of the 90s that's for sure.
While she is a legendary sex pot, I have seen some pretty bad pics of her lately and some cellulite. I'm not saying she hasn't gotten this fixed though. We all know she is no stranger to plastic surgery. She is basically 100% fake. So instead of doing things like phentermine reviews now I guess Dancing is her next step. A show i have never seen, and still won't :P.
While she is a legendary sex pot, I have seen some pretty bad pics of her lately and some cellulite. I'm not saying she hasn't gotten this fixed though. We all know she is no stranger to plastic surgery. She is basically 100% fake. So instead of doing things like phentermine reviews now I guess Dancing is her next step. A show i have never seen, and still won't :P.
Lil' Wayne Gets 8 Root Canals...Before Jail
Normally a person getting 8 root canals is pretty insane. Getting even one is painful, and unless you are constantly high as hell there is no way you could live with the pain to put this off. Lil' Wayne of course has a bunch of implants in his teeth already. You know like any rapper does with gold teeth. In his case it appears they are...yeah gold.
The Tuesday surgery provided the him with eight root canals. This surgery delayed his impending trip to jail. The procedure lasted eight hours and also included several redone tooth implants, additional implants and work on his grill and remaining teeth. Maybe some plastic surgery next, some miracle eye cream, and a breast implant to stay out of jail longer?
Lil Wayne will head to jail on March 2 to serve out his year-long sentence at Riker’s Island.
Shutter Island Getting Mixed Reviews?
Seems that people are all over the place with this one. I haven't seen it yet myself, but you could tell me that it was the worst movie you ever saw (you know these types. Read the IMDb boards of any movie once and every movie has at least 10 of these people) and I would still go see it. Leo DiCaprio is too awesome of an actor for me to miss any movie he is in.
I suppose it doesn't matter a hell of a lot if it gets mixed reviews. It ws #1 on teh Box Office charts this week regardless of the early reviews. I guess peopel agree with me that Leo is the man.
All the dorks that probably should be spending their time getting blackhead extraction are spending it reviewing movies. There is nothing that annoys me more than the typical douchebag movie reviewer trying to be the next Roger Ebert (this guy rules IMO). Trying to use big words, and act like they are a poet. Just quit all the BS and say what you want without using a thesaurus for every other word to try and sound like you actually know what the hell you are talking about.
I suppose it doesn't matter a hell of a lot if it gets mixed reviews. It ws #1 on teh Box Office charts this week regardless of the early reviews. I guess peopel agree with me that Leo is the man.
All the dorks that probably should be spending their time getting blackhead extraction are spending it reviewing movies. There is nothing that annoys me more than the typical douchebag movie reviewer trying to be the next Roger Ebert (this guy rules IMO). Trying to use big words, and act like they are a poet. Just quit all the BS and say what you want without using a thesaurus for every other word to try and sound like you actually know what the hell you are talking about.
Friday, February 19, 2010
New Ricky Gervais Cartoon Show on HBO
IF you are an Office fan, and decided to actually look into the origins of the U.S. version by finding the BBC version you know exactly who Ricky Gervais is. Gervais has done much more than The Office, but many will recognize him from there. He has been an amazing comedian for years. You may have even seen a bit of him on Youtube as someone who is always listed for some of his atheist comments.
The cartoon show, which begins Friday night on HBO, is called The Ricky Gervais Show. The animated series stars Gervais, Stephen Merchant (his co-writer on "The Office," and co-writer and costar in "Extras") and Karl Pilkington, a "producer" of the original radio show and now a star in his own right.
So...if you are a fan check it out. I'm sure it has to be at least somewhat funnier than going in for acne scar removal doesn't it?
The cartoon show, which begins Friday night on HBO, is called The Ricky Gervais Show. The animated series stars Gervais, Stephen Merchant (his co-writer on "The Office," and co-writer and costar in "Extras") and Karl Pilkington, a "producer" of the original radio show and now a star in his own right.
So...if you are a fan check it out. I'm sure it has to be at least somewhat funnier than going in for acne scar removal doesn't it?
Tiger Woods Press Conference Apology Today
If you were watching television at around 3 PM ET today you probably got pre-empted on some channels by a Tiger Woods press conference. The presser was called for Tiger to speak publicly for the first time since all of the cheating on his wife stuff went down.
So...he rambled on for about 20 minutes about how sorry her was, and how many mistakes he had made. Saying that he felt he was owed many of the things he did since he had earned it. Of course he said he realized that he was wrong about this, and that the apologized.
I am one of those people that could c are less about how many women he bangs. He is a rich celebrity and him cheating on his wife is hardly news. The public outcry for his head after the whole thing was ludicrous.
What is more ludicrous? This was treated like a political speech by many networks. They had discussion panels on a few stations BREAKING DOWN HIS SPEECH. Seriously, what the hell have we come to?
Tiger didn't say when he was returning to golf though, which was the only thing I actually cared about. I can't wait until he comes back as Pissed Off Tiger. Other golfers may as well just watch on TV while they run on their ellipticals because he is going to destroy them all.
So...he rambled on for about 20 minutes about how sorry her was, and how many mistakes he had made. Saying that he felt he was owed many of the things he did since he had earned it. Of course he said he realized that he was wrong about this, and that the apologized.
I am one of those people that could c are less about how many women he bangs. He is a rich celebrity and him cheating on his wife is hardly news. The public outcry for his head after the whole thing was ludicrous.
What is more ludicrous? This was treated like a political speech by many networks. They had discussion panels on a few stations BREAKING DOWN HIS SPEECH. Seriously, what the hell have we come to?
Tiger didn't say when he was returning to golf though, which was the only thing I actually cared about. I can't wait until he comes back as Pissed Off Tiger. Other golfers may as well just watch on TV while they run on their ellipticals because he is going to destroy them all.
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
Jay Leno Show is Done. Taking Month Off
Not like I ever watched his show anyways. Even in the last 10 years I can't remember watching his show unless I just happened to be watching something else on whatever channel he is on, forgot busy on the computer, and forgot to change it. Yeah...I don't really watch TV much. Just have it on for noise.
So...if you are watching on your bell tv now, you aren't going to see anymore Jay Leno. Well...I lied. He is gone for a month and then it appears that he is taking over The Tonight Show Again. What a dick (from what I am told). I'm sure those morons that have those "I'm For Coco", or whatever the hell those things were are all quite happy . God knows they have no lives.
Anyways, this whole thing has yet to blow over so you can bet your ass that I will chime in on it more in the future because this has so much to do with my everyday life.
So...if you are watching on your bell tv now, you aren't going to see anymore Jay Leno. Well...I lied. He is gone for a month and then it appears that he is taking over The Tonight Show Again. What a dick (from what I am told). I'm sure those morons that have those "I'm For Coco", or whatever the hell those things were are all quite happy . God knows they have no lives.
Anyways, this whole thing has yet to blow over so you can bet your ass that I will chime in on it more in the future because this has so much to do with my everyday life.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)