Free Bon Jovi Tickets! Only $1500 each!

So...Bon Jovi is supposedly holding a free concert in Central Park this Saturday. That was until people that are typically looking for jobs in Atlanta decided that they would go out and see if they could scalp the freebies their relatives in New York had gotten.

These "free" tickets are popping up on Ebay and have asking prices from 99 cents up to $1500 each. Only in America, baby.

Ebay has been contacted by the city of New York and has tried to get these auctions removed.

Usher - Love In This Club (Performed by Showbiz Pizza Band)

Some guy went out and bought the Showbiz Pizza band Raco-afire and decided it would be funny to tape them singing popular songs. Then he went and put these videos on the internet. Now you are going to watch them, and you are going to laugh. The genius of these videos is incredible. Better put on some reagular clothes adn put away your lingerie because these will make you want to touch yourself. Save yourself the temptation of doing so. I encourage you to watch the rest of the videos by the same band.

Judge halts release of Mini-Me sex tape

The greatest sex tape of all-time has been taken away from us. Vern Troyer, the Mini-Me guy from Austin Powers made a sex tape, but a judge says we can't see it. Who would want to I guess, but you know there are some freaks out there. Not me of course, but other people.

TMZ posted a 25-second snipped of the video Wednesday, but pulled the clips down Friday evening after a federal judge granted a temporary restraining order requested by Troyer’s attorneys.

The ruling also prevents any attempt by a porn distributor from taking orders for the full 50-minute video, and keeps TMZ from broadcasting any more clips. Troyer’s lawsuit also seeks $20 million in damages and the return of all copies of the tape. Yeah...sure buddy...Oops...forgot that one that slipped under the cushion of my modern furniture couch there. Sorry....how did that get on the internet?

Hi Sarah, or I mean Porsche Lips

I was just messing around with a Pimp and Ho name generators and figured I'd let you know what your Ho Name is. My Pimp name is Silicon Slick B-Diddy Fresh. Pimptastic.

You're name is Porsche Lips. I'm not going to say anything about what that may mean. Only you would know why your Ho name would be Porsche Lips. I suggest you you go visit your local parish priest and confess for your sins :P.

Ed McMahon Sued for Outstanding Debts

Ed McMahon, the guy who shows up at your door with a big check (I wish) for Publisher's Clearing House could probalby use one of those bug checks right about now. Either that or a travel guide to get himself away from his debts.

Citibank is suing Ed McMahon, seeking to recoup nearly $200,000 lent to the financially strapped Hollywood icon, court records show.

Citibank filed the lawsuit against McMahon in Los Angeles Superior Court on June 9, according to the documents. The bank's suit seeks at least $179,687 in damages as well as attorney's fees on debt incurred within the past four years.

Pull on your Work Boots

They call it celebrity dirt, but the kind of stories that get the most publicity are the ones where the celebs are dragged through the mud. I never used to look forward to hearing about someone who was going through a rough time, but when it comes to celebrities I am all for it now.

Lately we have been inundated with stories about celebrity babies so much that I almost wish the paparazzi would just get their work boots and trudge through the backyards of celebs and get some real dirt. Check out Work boots USA and get the gear for hard working, dirt trudging, celebrity dirt digging. I miss crazy Britney. I don't care about Brad's and Angelina's baby. Even stories about Tom Cruise's religion are a breath of fresh air now.

Jamie Lynn Spears Has Baby

Jamie Lynn Spears is no longer an unwed pregnant teen -- she's now an unwed teen mother of a baby girl, y'all! Children having children. Celebrity children even. Although she isn't going to need to buy wrinkle cream anytime soon, she will soon likely look as old as Bea Arthur when she was still alive. She isn't still alive is she? Oh well...congrats psycho Spears Jr.

R. Kelly found not guilty in porn case

R. Kelly was acquitted of all charges Friday after less than a day of deliberations in his child pornography trial, ending a six-year ordeal for the R&B superstar.

Kelly dabbed his face with a handkerchief looking like he had been overtaking diet pills and hugged each of his four attorneys after the verdict — not guilty on all 14 counts — was read. The Grammy award-winning singer had faced 15 years in prison if convicted.

For more on this bizarre trial take a look here.

NBC's Tim Russert Dies at Age 58 of Heart Attack

Host of NBC's Meet the Press, Tim Russert died suddenly Friday at the age of 58 from a heart attack. The newsman collapsed while working in the network's Washington bureau.

President Bush, informed of Russert's death while at dinner in Paris, saluted him as "a tough and hardworking newsman. He was always well-informed and thorough in his interviews. And he was as gregarious off the set as he was prepared on it."

Take Russert off your list of Halloween invitations. He isn't going to be able to make it this year. Some joker will likely come AS him though I would imagine.

Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson Back Together

Well...I think anyone who remembers this relationship has to wonder what the hell is wrong with Pam. When they first broke up there was tons of talk that he physically abused her. She even went as far to appear on shows like Oprah and talk about how bad it was. Saying that she was getting out and many applauded her for it.

Doesn't mean anyone says a word about it in the tabloids right now though. Seems most are just covering it as though it is a good thing. I suppose I'll draw up the blinds on it instead of being happy for them. I have little respect for anyone who claims they have been abused phsyically by their partner enough that they had to get away and then turns around and keeps going back. Best of luck to you, Pam.