Tony Romo Vs. Joe Simpson

In this corner, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback, Tony Romo. In this corner, Jessica Simpson's father, Joe Simpson.

Although I doubt Tony an Jessica are ready to jump into anything like buying commercial real estate together, it appears that Tony is just about fed up with old man Simpson. Jessica's father is the thorn in most of her boyfriend's sides according to most media outlets and Tony Romo has reportedly had enough of Papa Joe Simpson, and told Jessica he only wants a relationship if her dad butts out of their business.

Dallas Cowboys QB reportedly agreed to go to Ashlee Simpson's wedding out of respect for Jessica, but "he made it super-clear that if they were to give it another go, her dad had to seriously back off.

Throw down gentlemen.

Miley Cyrus Accused of Stealing Song

Miley Cyrus, probably better known to many as Hannah Montana, has had quite a year so far. Such problems as photos being leaked where she is scantily dressed sitting on a mattress topper, or in a bikini at the beach. They really aren't scandalous in my opinion, but you know how the entertainment media likes to make a story out of everything.

This time she may actually be in for some real criticism. Rock band Lustra claims that Miley’s song “Rockstar” sounds way too close to their tune “Scotty Doesn’t Know,” which appeared on the ‘Eurotrip’ soundtrack.

Decide for yourself, but I can hear some similarities in it.

Miley Cyrus’ “Rockstar”:



Lustra’s “Scotty Doesn’t Know”:

Britney and Mel Gibson?

Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are reportedly off to Costa Rica for a little rest and relaxation. Kick back and read a few books, watch a couple movies, *cough*have sex*cough*, and bask in the sun.

Odd story really. Last 2 people I would have thought would go away together, but I guess they have been spotted out to dinner recently together, and you really can't deny that a trip away together is probably more than just friends can you?

Britney Spears Watch South Park

I thought the South Park last night was pretty funny. It started out with Randy and the 4 kids watching Democratic Debate between Hillary and Obama, and then cut into a Special Report called Britney Watch...lol

Britney who is basically followed around night and day by the media got a bit of a look from her side in the show. With stints in drug rehab, the looney bin, and court for her kids, the show decided to give her a bit of credit for all her craziness and blame the media. Turns out that she is being sacrificed by America by media rather than just throwing her into a volcano like they did in ancient times. We need that corn!

They made a bit of a prediction that the next sacrifice is going to be Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana. I can certainly see this happening.

Bundchen Tops Model Money List

Thanks to 20-plus modeling gigs, advertising campaigns, line of flip flops and other sources of income, Gisele Bundchen towers over other models when it comes to earning, pulling in $35 million in 2007.

Let's not forget that she is dating Tom Brady of the New England Patriots that is probably one of the few guys that even straight men would have sex with.

"The 27-year-old continues to bag new contracts, noticeably with Pantene and a cosmetics giant yet to be named. Her face graces ads for Disney, Nivea, Vogue eyewear and Aquascutum, the U.K.-based luxury line," Forbes.com said.

"Her line of Grendene sandals, Ipanema by Gisele, banks her about $6 million a year. And her romance with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady keeps her in the tabloids," it added.

KAte Hudson: People's Most Beautiful Woman

Of course they use "tasteful" images for their spread, but I am not tasteful so i use the booty shot for my post.

The next 100 Most Beautiful list published by People Magazine, and hitting stands on Friday, will feature Kate Hudson as the #1 Beauty. If memory serves, they have not put Adriana Lima as #1 yet, when she should have been #1 for the last 5 years.

Take a look at the Sneak Preview of People's Top 100 Beauties (Unfortunately they have men on this list).

Jimi Hedrix Sex Tape?

An alleged Jimi Hendrix sex tape has surfaced recently that shows himself and two women having sex for sale on the internet this week. Many other long-dead celbrities and rocker homemade porn tapes have shown up this week as well. No body stockings in these videos.

The 11 minutes of footage of a man resembling Hendrix cavorting with two unidentified brunettes in a dimly lit bedroom is packaged in a 45-minute DVD distributed by Los Angeles adult-film studio Vivid Entertainment.

"This new movie shows that Jimi Hendrix could have been as great a porn star as he was a rock star," Vivid co-chairman, Steven Hirsch, said in the release.

The film's authenticity, however, was immediately challenged by some. The musician's longtime girlfriend during the 1960s, Kathy Etchingham, told the New York Times after viewing still photos taken from the footage: "It is not him."

"His face is too broad and nose and nostrils too wide for Jimi," she was quoted as telling the Times via e-mail.

Nicole Kidman Wants Kids Out of Scientology

One of the main reasons that Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise went separate ways was because of the Scientology Cult. Now she says that she wants her children away from this nonsense religion that makes no more sense than worshiping patio furniture.

The Oscar winner, who adopted Connor and Isabella with ex-husband Tom Cruise, hopes to take the 13-year old and 15-year-old out of the church of Scientology. With limited contact with any of the three she reportedly has made statements in regard to wanting them out.

It really begs the question though. Why exactly has she waited so long if she knew it wasn't for her years ago?

Simpsons Back on AIr in Venezuela

A week or two ago, Venezuela said that they awould not allow the Simpsons to be played because it wasn't good for the children. Specifically: "messages that go against the whole education of boys, girls and adolescents."

After more consideration, Homer and the gang are back on the air. Homer and Bart had been replaced by "Baywatch Hawaii," which is totally "kid appropriate." "The Simpsons" will now air during a more "appropriate" evening time slot so that it can be viewed after popping some Orovo before dinner.

Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape to be Kept Private

Why? Can't you guess? It is a hoax is why it is being kept private. If you are going to find something like this, or make it up, as it surely is in this case, there is not other way to get more attention than to keep it private so nobody finds out that you are full of crap.

The video was purchased for a mere $1.5 Million in which it shows Marilyn Monroe performing oral sex on an unidentified individual (male). Now if this is truly real, $1.5 Million is most certainly a bargain. Soemthing of this historic value and the amount of fanfare Monroe has would surely pull in many millions more than this meager sum. Any news source out there would likely pay 10 times that asking price to get their hands on this Marilyn Monroe Sex tape.

The guy who brokered the deal it, Keya Morgan, said:

“The gentleman who bought it said out of respect for Marilyn he’s not going to make a joke of it and put it on the Internet and try to exploit her,” said memorabilia collector Keya Morgan. “That’s not his intention and I would never get my name involved if that were to happen.”

This guy is considered a joke by most people anyways. I guess he better get his motion sensor lights checked because people are going to be jumping through his windows to steal this tape and make a fortune from it on the internet.