Madonna Asks Media to Leave Britney Alone

Julie Jacobson, AP

Ok, Madonna. You may want to ask Britney to quit trying to find out when the media will be somewhere and get her face in the tabloids first though.

"They need to step off," she told the "Yo on E!" satellite radio show. "For real ... Let's go save her."

Save her from the media? How about save her from herself first. She needs to look into some travel deals and fly the coop to get herself back together.

"She knows Britney, (but) she doesn't really watch TV or read gossip stuff," the pop star said in the interview. "I think she sort of gets the drift of what's going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney."

Anyways, let's just go a head and assume that Madonna just wants to be in the news in this case and is latching on to the human headline "Britney Spears".

X-Files 2 Announced

Not officially I guess, but there are some teaser trailers roaming around.

Who knows where the new one will lead them. Hangar 18, Corpus Christi real estate, some guy's shed?

"While this is not a mythology movie, it's true to everything that's come before," Spotnitz said at the William S. Paley Television Festival. "It's true to Mulder and Scully, who they are and where they would be this point in their lives and all of the experiences that they've had."

The film is due out July 25.

Carter was tightlipped about the title.

"I can't tell you," he said. "I know what I want it to be, but Fox has some ideas of their own."

Oysters could be dangerous?

Why did the plane crash?

The pilot was an oyster.

Yeah that joke is pretty silly, but oysters are actually something that are considered a serious subject when it comes to your health. Reading a website about Gulf oysters I realize that there are actually some serious health risks if you fail to prepare your oysters correctly. They do provide a great deal of protein, but consumption of raw or undercooked oysters by at-risk individuals may cause serious illness or even death from Vibrio vulnificus bacteria. Because of this there is a need to inform at-risk individuals to the problems that they could face if they fail to take the proper precautions. Take a look at the links provided to find out if you are considered an "at-risk" individual when it comes to oysters.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre in Girls Gone Wild

That's right. I don't even need to use Spitzer's name anymore in the headlines to draw attention to the "call girl". She has transcended even him in her popularity.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre is so popular right now that the creators of Girls Gone Wild was ready to give her a check for $1,000,000 to appear in a non-nude spread for Joe Francis' new magazine, plus a chance to join the "Girls Gone Wild" tour bus, his company announced Tuesday. Non-nude? lol They would have her doing all kinds of acrobatics on their memory foam mattress collection I'm sure.

Then they found out they already had her on tape! They plan to extort as much money as possible out of internet perverts and scam them into a monthly subscription they will forget to cancel at least once.

"It'll save me a million bucks," Francis told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "It's kind of like finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch."

Francis said at that point, his offer was off the table.

"We actually had been dealing with her rep," he said. "Our (offer) was the real deal. We just never made the connection."

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt told The AP last Friday that he e-mailed Dupre offering her $1 million to appear nude in his magazine, but didn't sound optimistic that she would settle for that amount. Flynt suggested that by the time Dupre starts talking, she may be too big a media phenomenon for a simple magazine spread.

"She is no doubt going to do a book. There will probably be a movie," he said. "I think she is going to have so many offers coming in that it will probably be wishful thinking just to get in the door."

Steve-O Losing his Mind

Even the People in Hillary's Ads Don't Like Her

I don't read TMZ very often, but I found this headline absolutely hilarious. Even the People in Hillary's Ads Don't Like Her.

Now, at this point of the Democratic primary we are seeing quite a bit of dirt on the candidates and some negative campaigning, but the comedy has kicked it up a notch as well recently.SNL, and many others have done some very good skits about the race.

As for this title, you know that ad that Hillary began running right before the Ohio and Texas caucuses. "It's 3 AM who do you want answering the phone..?" Hopefully it isn't some dude trying to take an auto insurance quote because that is for online. One of the people in the ad is actually an Obama supporter.

The first child featured in the ad -- which asks people who they want to answer the phone in the White House at 3:00 AM -- is actually Casey Knowles, an Obama volunteer in the state of Washington. The footage was shot eight years ago when she worked as a TV extra. Getty Images owns the footage and can do with it as it pleases.

Knowles, who turns 18 in April, told KING 5 in Seattle that she is for Barack all the way: "It's really sort of ironic that my image would be used to advocate for Hillary when I myself do not."

Classic comedy right there folks.

Sopranos Movie Rumors

The owner of the Bada Bing club in which Tony and his crew used as a meeting place in the show The Sopranos has recently stated that he is going to hold off on renovations for the strip club because he has a tip that a movie may be in the works. HBO and the producers deny this of course.

Satin Dolls manager Nick D'Urso says he's holding off on renovations to the strip club in Lodi, N.J., after getting a tip that a movie would be made. He wouldn't name the tipster. IF they don't get to this soon Tony and Paulie are going to need medicare advantage.

Could this be true? Sounds like BS to me. If the movie was going to be made, and they planned to use this guy's joint in it I'm sure he would have been informed long ago. Sounds like a good way to try and get some publicity for the club, and I don't blame him...lol

Kristen Bell Goes on a Bender

Gets in a car accident (fender bender) that is...lol

The story itself really isn't all that important to me, but why not post some Kristen Bell pics for the hell of it today? Kristen Bell is surely well known by you all as one of the players in the show Heroes. She plays the assistant of one of the "bad guys" and likes to shoot sparks from her fingers! How hot is that?

I suppose you want the story...well...Her silver Saturn VUE Hybrid SUV was towed from the scene. Her front left axle was damaged, leaving the car not drivable. A witness tells us Kristen hit another SUV driven by a heavyset man so she needs to look for a truck accident lawyer or something.

So enough of that. Here are some pics:







Not bad. I think it may be time to dedicate a few posts to Hayden Panettiere soon though since she turned 18 recently. Gotta be one of the top 5 hottest actresses right now. By far the hottest on the show Heroes IMO. :)

Would you Watch a Movie called Zack & Miri Make a Porno?

What if it was by the man behind Knocked Up, Clerks, and Superbad. Damn right you will go see it. What a hilarious title. I just found it crazy that AOL would question whether people would go see this movie because "porno" was in the title. It's not like it suggests some sort of odd Emily crib fantasy or anything.

Kevin Smith's film, now shooting in western Pennsylvania, stars Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks as broke friends who embrace their desperation by making their own X-rated tape to pay off their debts. In the process, they uncover romantic feelings for each other.

Like this isn't going to be funny. Continuation of the Knocked up theme IMO. Can't go wrong.

Paris and Kutcher Punk the Paparazzi

A few days ago Paris Hilton was seen with a gray-haired, orange-robed "shaman" who blessed her and urged her to give a diamond necklace to a total stranger. The press ate it up and followed her around as she was acting as if she had found spirituality.

"He's really changed my life," Hilton told paparazzi from her car, adding she offered the necklace "because the greatest gift is to give."

She could hook me up with some billet grilles right about now with summer rolling around ;).

Turns out, as some outlets later discovered, the "mystic" was an actor named Maxie Santillan Jr., who has appeared on CSI and My Name Is Earl. And though some accused Hilton of getting Punk'd, the joke's on them: The entire scene was staged for a new show from Punk'd producer Ashton Kutcher premiering Sunday on E! (10:30 ET/PT).

I have to say this is pretty damned funny. Glad to see someone taking the media for a ride once in a while.