Ashley Alexandra Dupre in Girls Gone Wild

That's right. I don't even need to use Spitzer's name anymore in the headlines to draw attention to the "call girl". She has transcended even him in her popularity.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre is so popular right now that the creators of Girls Gone Wild was ready to give her a check for $1,000,000 to appear in a non-nude spread for Joe Francis' new magazine, plus a chance to join the "Girls Gone Wild" tour bus, his company announced Tuesday. Non-nude? lol They would have her doing all kinds of acrobatics on their memory foam mattress collection I'm sure.

Then they found out they already had her on tape! They plan to extort as much money as possible out of internet perverts and scam them into a monthly subscription they will forget to cancel at least once.

"It'll save me a million bucks," Francis told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "It's kind of like finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch."

Francis said at that point, his offer was off the table.

"We actually had been dealing with her rep," he said. "Our (offer) was the real deal. We just never made the connection."

Hustler publisher Larry Flynt told The AP last Friday that he e-mailed Dupre offering her $1 million to appear nude in his magazine, but didn't sound optimistic that she would settle for that amount. Flynt suggested that by the time Dupre starts talking, she may be too big a media phenomenon for a simple magazine spread.

"She is no doubt going to do a book. There will probably be a movie," he said. "I think she is going to have so many offers coming in that it will probably be wishful thinking just to get in the door."

Steve-O Losing his Mind

Even the People in Hillary's Ads Don't Like Her

I don't read TMZ very often, but I found this headline absolutely hilarious. Even the People in Hillary's Ads Don't Like Her.

Now, at this point of the Democratic primary we are seeing quite a bit of dirt on the candidates and some negative campaigning, but the comedy has kicked it up a notch as well recently.SNL, and many others have done some very good skits about the race.

As for this title, you know that ad that Hillary began running right before the Ohio and Texas caucuses. "It's 3 AM who do you want answering the phone..?" Hopefully it isn't some dude trying to take an auto insurance quote because that is for online. One of the people in the ad is actually an Obama supporter.

The first child featured in the ad -- which asks people who they want to answer the phone in the White House at 3:00 AM -- is actually Casey Knowles, an Obama volunteer in the state of Washington. The footage was shot eight years ago when she worked as a TV extra. Getty Images owns the footage and can do with it as it pleases.

Knowles, who turns 18 in April, told KING 5 in Seattle that she is for Barack all the way: "It's really sort of ironic that my image would be used to advocate for Hillary when I myself do not."

Classic comedy right there folks.

Sopranos Movie Rumors

The owner of the Bada Bing club in which Tony and his crew used as a meeting place in the show The Sopranos has recently stated that he is going to hold off on renovations for the strip club because he has a tip that a movie may be in the works. HBO and the producers deny this of course.

Satin Dolls manager Nick D'Urso says he's holding off on renovations to the strip club in Lodi, N.J., after getting a tip that a movie would be made. He wouldn't name the tipster. IF they don't get to this soon Tony and Paulie are going to need medicare advantage.

Could this be true? Sounds like BS to me. If the movie was going to be made, and they planned to use this guy's joint in it I'm sure he would have been informed long ago. Sounds like a good way to try and get some publicity for the club, and I don't blame him...lol

Kristen Bell Goes on a Bender

Gets in a car accident (fender bender) that is...lol

The story itself really isn't all that important to me, but why not post some Kristen Bell pics for the hell of it today? Kristen Bell is surely well known by you all as one of the players in the show Heroes. She plays the assistant of one of the "bad guys" and likes to shoot sparks from her fingers! How hot is that?

I suppose you want the story...well...Her silver Saturn VUE Hybrid SUV was towed from the scene. Her front left axle was damaged, leaving the car not drivable. A witness tells us Kristen hit another SUV driven by a heavyset man so she needs to look for a truck accident lawyer or something.

So enough of that. Here are some pics:







Not bad. I think it may be time to dedicate a few posts to Hayden Panettiere soon though since she turned 18 recently. Gotta be one of the top 5 hottest actresses right now. By far the hottest on the show Heroes IMO. :)

Would you Watch a Movie called Zack & Miri Make a Porno?

What if it was by the man behind Knocked Up, Clerks, and Superbad. Damn right you will go see it. What a hilarious title. I just found it crazy that AOL would question whether people would go see this movie because "porno" was in the title. It's not like it suggests some sort of odd Emily crib fantasy or anything.

Kevin Smith's film, now shooting in western Pennsylvania, stars Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks as broke friends who embrace their desperation by making their own X-rated tape to pay off their debts. In the process, they uncover romantic feelings for each other.

Like this isn't going to be funny. Continuation of the Knocked up theme IMO. Can't go wrong.

Paris and Kutcher Punk the Paparazzi

A few days ago Paris Hilton was seen with a gray-haired, orange-robed "shaman" who blessed her and urged her to give a diamond necklace to a total stranger. The press ate it up and followed her around as she was acting as if she had found spirituality.

"He's really changed my life," Hilton told paparazzi from her car, adding she offered the necklace "because the greatest gift is to give."

She could hook me up with some billet grilles right about now with summer rolling around ;).

Turns out, as some outlets later discovered, the "mystic" was an actor named Maxie Santillan Jr., who has appeared on CSI and My Name Is Earl. And though some accused Hilton of getting Punk'd, the joke's on them: The entire scene was staged for a new show from Punk'd producer Ashton Kutcher premiering Sunday on E! (10:30 ET/PT).

I have to say this is pretty damned funny. Glad to see someone taking the media for a ride once in a while.

Free Line Rental Deals

Find A Phone is an interesting new site built with wordpress, which lists mobile phone comparisons.
Unfotunately, you will need to be in the UK to benefit from this site (the site only lists UK mobile phone deals), but, if you are a wordpress user you may want to check it out.. it may give you some ideas!

Currently find a phone are specializing in deals offering 12 Months Free line rental deals. These deals are a niche within the mobile phone sector in the UK.

They offer cash back to cover the cost of the contract, meaning that, if you are smart (remember to jump through a few hoops) then you can get a completely free mobile phone, thats a free handset, free inclusive minutes... the whole deal!

Targeting a niche like free line rental deals could work out really well for find-a-phone, however, I dont know how much traffic it will generate, or how competitve that sector is.

The other thing find-a-phone need to watch out for is that the mobile phone retailers dont stop offering Free line rental deals. If they do, the site will be redundtant!

Boy George Denies Cuffing Escort to Wall

The whacko cross-dresser from the Culture Club, Boy George, denied imprisoning a 28-year-old Norwegian man at his London home last year.

Audun Carlsen, a Norwegian male escort, claims Boy George handcuffed him to a wall after he went to the singer's apartment as a photo model. The alleged incident took place last April. Must be looking to create some new sort of imprinted promotional products, or something.

Boy George appeared in court under his real name, George O'Dowd, and spoke only to confirm his name and state his not guilty plea. The 46-year-old singer is free on bail and is due to stand trial in November.

Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Could Go to Auction

The infamous Neverland Ranch that serves as a magical playground for Michael Jackson, and apparently a House of Horrors for many of the kids that have visited it in the past may soon be up for auction. Jackson, must come up with approximately $24 Million by March 19th according to a court decision on Tuesday or all his toys will go onto the auction block.

He has been mostly residing abroad since his 2005 acquittal on child molestation charges, although he has spent time in Las Vegas as he tries to stage his musical comeback.

Jackson, is a mysterious oddity that has been everything from the King of Pop to becoming a sick individual in the eyes of many once he was charged with child molestation cases several years back. Though he was acquitted of charges he is still seen as something of a villian.

Jackson has been in the media since he was a child and we have seen him go through every possible change you can imagine. Taking something as simple as a need for acne treatment to the extreme with hundreds of surgeries to change his appearance. As talented as he is as a musician it pales compared to the sad life and history of his life.