Mom Says Lohan Nudes are Acceptable

Oh...you didn't know that Lindsay Lohan posed naked? I didn't really either until yesterday, but was it something I was excited about? Not really. Lohan isn't exactly my idea of a sexy star by any means.

So...now her mother says that her nude photos in a New York Magazine photo shoot are tastefully done. What a great mother. Nothing elaborate like chilling out on a shower stool and getting wet or anything. They are pretty tame for "nudes" I guess. Even with air brushing she still isn't a real find. Due to some conditions I have placed upon me I can't actually link to, or post them here so you will have to go through a second source to get there. Go through the AOL site and they will link you directly.

Indiana Jones Trailer

There hasn't been one around yet, but today an Indiana Jones trailer popped up on Youtube. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is the first Indiana Jones movie in about a decade. One of the best movie series' of all-time in the eyes of many is back with a new one sometime this year. National Treasure you say? Pffft...those don't hold a candle to the original Indiana Jones movies. Get them in HD and connect your Cat 5 cable and you are going to see cinematic masterpiece :).

Here's the trailer:

Direct Buy Shopping Clubs

Most people just go out to the store and buy things at retail prices because they don't know any better. Typically that isn't a big deal, but more and more people are discovering that if you directbuy things you save a ton of money. We aren't all celebrities by any means so we don't have a ton of cash to throw around now do we? These clubs are around, but cost membership dues usually. Although the prices you can buy things at greatly outweigh any minimal membership costs you probably should make sure you are actually going to be buying things if you join one. You don't really want to be like those people that get a Sam's Club card every year and then never go there do you? These clubs are much better than a Sam's club though usually so the membership is probably paid for with a couple of purchases.

Ummm...Rocky and Rambo PArts 987 and 1123 to come out?

OK...so I guess Stallone is going to make another Rocky and another Rambo movie. Are his checking accounts as bad as Raocky's when he lost all his dough in whatever the hell Rocky movie that was where he fought some guy like Mr. T, or a Russian or something? Why the hell would there be more of these?

Rocky Balboa sucked worse than Rocky V if that is possible. The new Rambo? Lulz all around, but I guess the violence was great if you are into that. HAng it up HGH Lover.

'NYPD' Buttocks May Cost $1.4 Million

The Federal Communications Commission has proposed a $1.4 million fine against 52 ABC Television Network stations over a 2003 broadcast of cop drama NYPD Blue for a scene that included multiple close ups of a woman's booty.

FCC's definition of indecent content requires that the broadcast "depicts or describes sexual or excretory activities" in a "patently offensive way" and is aired between the hours of 6 a.m. and 10 p.m.

The agency rejected the network's argument that "the buttocks are not a sexual organ." Hmmm...seems the Hollywood crowd would be more experimental than that wouldn't you think? Everyone just jumps on the mattress and does the old fashioned military-style? Funny defense none the less I suppose.

Danny Glover convicted of trespassing

Glover participated in a protest as part of a larger campaign that aims to increase salaries and improve working conditions for hotel workers in the U.S. and Canada on Sept. 15th last year. He and UNITE HERE union representative Alex Dagg and Ontario Federation of Labour President Wayne Samuelson were convicted Thursday.

Canadian Niagara Hotels charged the three with trespassing at their Sheraton on the Falls property during a Sept. 16, 2006, protest. Sentencing is February 8th. Maybe next time he will just settle for a Hilton Head rental?

Rambo Admist Using Testosterone

What a shock! I never would have suspected it. A 61 year-old man looking like a pro wrestler couldn't possibly be on the juice. Stallone has likely been taking some sort of muscle supplement ever since he was in Rocky IV. IT is quite obvious to anyone really.

That's the word straight from the 'Rambo' star's mouth, chatting with Time magazine (via Page Six), saying that while he didn't use steroids to bulk up for his new slaughter-fest, he did use prescription testosterone. Stallone then goes on to defend the muscle-blaster.

"HGH [human growth hormone] is nothing. Anyone who calls it a steroid is grossly misinformed," Stallone tells Time. He says the controversial hormone should be checked out by "everyone over 40 years old."

Oh ho...re-ally. Why then is the U.S. Congress so interested in it, and the sporting world scurrying to find tests that prove players ahve been using it? Casually saying it is nothing like you were installing tv lift cabinets is probably not a good idea "Rambo". HGH is one of the most significant stories in the past two years int he sporting world.

The actor goes on to make a bold prediction about HGH and testosterone: "Mark my words. In 10 years, it will be over the counter."

Interesting. Thanks for keeping my faith in you as a role-model, Stone.

4 Reporters Arrested for Chasing Britney Spears Car

Most places report this as "paparazzi", but frankly I hate the word and have this deep rooted idea that people only say it to be cool....lol

Anyways, a lot of overzealous reporters have been arrested for chasing Brit down in the street while trying to use car cover. Four reporters have been arrested for reckless driving while chasing Britney Spears’ car in the San Fernando Valley.

Los Angeles police Lt. Mario Munoz said officers observed several cars following a white Mercedes-Benz around 11:30 p.m. Wednesday in Mission Hills.

The cars were following Spears’ car too closely and traveling at unsafe speed. They also made several unsafe lane changes, authorities said.

Sounds like rush hour traffic to me. I do this all the time. I get away with it because I'm not actually trying to chase a celebrity. I can't imagine why I woudl anyways unless they flipped me off or something ;P.

Lindsay Lohan to Work at Morgue for Punishment

As punishment for her drunk driving arrest, Lindsay Lohan will serve two days in a morgue and two days in a hospital emergency room to teach her the real-life consequences of drinking and driving.

The punishment is part of a court-ordered penalty that was designed to show drunk drivers what happens when people drink and drive. In other words...they die. Others are in need of travel health insurance after serious injury from an accident involving a drunk driver.

Lohan will see dead people for two, four-hour days in the morgue before she completes this part of her sentence.

Hannah Montana's Body Double

A video was uploaded through someone's Cat5e cables to Youtube (Removed as illegal today) this weekend that showed proof Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana used a body double during her live shows on her best-selling "Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus 'Best of Both Worlds"' tour. Now it is nothing to get excited about. This isn't a Milli Vanilli exposed story by any means. It was just a simple way for her to make sure the show did not stop for costume changes as she plays both herself and Hanah Montana in her shows. So she has to switch at a point during a song and that is what is going on.

"To help speed the transition from Hannah to Miley, there is a production element during the performance of 'We Got the Party' incorporating a body double for Miley," according to statement Friday from the public relations firm PMK.

"After Hannah has completed the featured verse on the duet with the Jonas Brothers, a body double appears approximately one to two minutes prior to the end of the song in order to allow Miley to remove the Hannah wig and costume and transform into Miley for her solo set. Other than during this very brief transitional moment in the show, Miley performs live during the entirety of both the Hannah and Miley segments of the concert."

Innocent showmanship is all.